Speculation What SW7 headline do you NOT want to see

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Articulate, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Quentin Tarentino chosen as executive producer for SW 7
  2. Team Padme Force Ghost

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    Michael Arndt out, Troy Denning in to the write the entire Sequel Trilogy.
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  3. Reveen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 3rd 2015: FIRST DRAFT OF NEW STAR WARS SCRIPT SUBMITTED, "Looks good" DIRECTOR SAYS

    May 4th 2015: FILMING BEGINS FOR NEW STAR WARS FILM
  4. Darthbane2007 Force Ghost

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    " STAR WARS VII JUST A RUMOR"

    " DISNEY TO BUILD NEW EXPANSION TO DISNEYWORLD; EWOKS AND GUNGANS WILL BE MAIN FOCUS"

    " MARK HAMILL REFUSES TO DO ANOTHER STAR WARS FILM"

    " DARTH VADER TO BE BOUGHT BACK TO LIFE"
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  5. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    "Mayans were Right: SW Ep VII Not Actually Happening"

    "Star Wars Ep VII Accidentally Called 'Star Wras' in Title Slide: Fix Deemed Too Expensive"

    "Darth Maul to Return in Episode 7"
  6. stellarmagic01 Force Ghost

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    The Horror! The absolute horror!
  7. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    The ST will be a crossover with Howard the Duck.
  8. ezekiel22x Chosen One

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    "Star Wars is Cool Again!"

    If the 'net adopts that slogan than I assume the new Star Wars will have turned out to be some Nolan/Abrams/Whedon style amalgam. Good for many, but bad for me.
  9. lord_eidolon Force Ghost

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    FAN IDEAS FROM TF.N FORUMS USED IN FILM
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  10. Joe Force Ghost

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    In a shocking move to the entire NFL community, John Madden is returning from retirement to play the young protagonist in the new Star Wars film.
  11. Bullhead CIty Jedi Grand Master

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    Alan Cumming and Tim Curry have been cast as, "Sith Twins", in the exciting Star Wars reboot, "Band of the Hand", also known as SW7...
  12. aguywithabiggun Force Ghost

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    Last edited by aguywithabiggun, Jan 2, 2013
  13. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    DISNEY YIELDS TO TINY VOCAL FAN MINORITY: NO CGI TO BE USED. ALL EFFECTS TO BE DONE WITH PUPPETS & CLAYMATION. LIGHTSABERS TO BE DRAWN ON FRAME BY FRAME WITH PAINT.
  14. chris hayes Jedi Grand Master

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    Gungans , Gungans , Ewoks & more puppets than you ever saw in ROTJ to invade theaters July 2015 ..........
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  15. Joe Force Ghost

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    BREAKING NEWS: STAR WARS 7 TO BE SHOT EXCLUSIVELY ON FRUIT BY THE FOOT.
  16. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    ARNDT LOSES SCRIPT. LUCAS TO WRITE NEW SCRIPT ON NAPKINS
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  17. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    KANYE AND PINK TO TEAM UP FOR NEW STAR WARS SOUNDTRACK
  18. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    The entire film is luke explaining midicholorians to his son
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  19. aguywithabiggun Force Ghost

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    TENSE MOMENTS ON SET AS HARRISON FORD BREAKS HIP

    CUTTING EDGE? SW7 TO BE SHOT IN 2541FPS

    FOLLOW UP: SCREW IT SW 7 TO BE SHOT IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE
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  20. QsAssistant Jedi Grand Master

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    STAR WARS EPISODE VII TO GO STRAIGHT TO VIDEO
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  21. LunarMoth Force Ghost

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    Bruno Mars Cast as Lando Jr.
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  22. LunarMoth Force Ghost

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    I was watching Ep. III the other night on Spike. During the scenes when Anakin attacks the Jedi Temple I was thinking about something like this happening in light of the school incident in CT. :(
  23. Reveen Jedi Grand Master

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    CASTING TO BE DETERMINED BY SINGLE-ELIMINATION CAGE FIGHTS; BILLY DEE WILLIAMS GOES HOME FIRST

    (Though if it somehow came to that, I'd take Gina Carano)

    NEW STAR WARS IS "SPECTACULAR"; REVIEW BY ARMOND WHITE

    and the scariest headline of all

    FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL TO FINANCIALLY BACK STAR WARS
    Last edited by Landostrip, Jan 3, 2013
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  24. aguywithabiggun Force Ghost

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    DRUNKEN GEORGE LUCAS STUMBLES INTO STREET FROM LOCAL BAR MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT... UH... 'SPECIES?'... NO... UH...'BREEDING?' WAIT... UH...'INFERIOR
    MARSUPIAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS?' HELL WE DON'T KNOW

    DENTURE STOCKS DROP SHARPLY AS CARRIE FISHER MISTAKES A STEEL RAKE FOR ACTOR CUE

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN BREAKS INTO SET, LEAVES THREATENING GRAFFITI, FLIES OFF IN SKYCOPTOR
  25. Team Padme Force Ghost

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    VII to feature actual Disney Characters.