What the Average Non Fan Girl thinks about when watching a SW movie

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  1. jadepadawan Jedi Knight

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    Hey everyone, the boards here have been too quiet so I thought I'd share something that you can attempt to answer to or just laugh at.

    My sister's friend wanted to see the classic SW movies and have me explain stuff. I was happy to oblige. My sister said I was NOT allowed to quote anything. So, over the course of Return of the Jedi (non fan girls like this one best of the CT) these are the types of questions she came up with, completely unaltered.

    1. How do the rebel people make money?
    2. Do they have bank accounts?
    3. Do they pay taxes?
    4. Where do they get their clothes?
    5. Does someone cut chewy's hair (as she spells it)
    6. If Laya (spelled by her) is a princess, why does she have to work?
    7. Do they have a union?
    8. Do they have birth control?
    9. Doesn't Darth Vader ever get dry skin from that mask?
    10. Where are the gas stations?
    11. Wouldn't Darth Vader's cape be annoying all the time?
    12. Does Darth Vader get hot?
    13. Does he ever wear anything like pjs or a sweatsuit?
    14. Where do they buy makeup?
    15. Do they have a newspaper?
    16. Who cleans the ships?
    17. Do they pay rent/mortgages?
    18. Do they have dentists?
    19. Where do they get their food?
    20. How come there are hardly any girls?
    21. How do stormtroopers go to the bathroom?
    22. How come nobody wears glasses?
    23. Do they ever take vacations?
    24. Do they get shots?
    25. Who does Laya's hair?
    26. Do you have to try out to be a stormtrooper?
    27. Do they have any restaurants?
    28. Do they have couples therapy for Han and Leia?
    29. Why doesn't Darth Vader add colour to his suit?
    30. Does Luke wear boxers or briefs?
  2. Rabellaka FF City Rep London, ON Canada

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    Now some of those questions are pretty silly... like the last one, but some are reasonable. How DO the rebels make money?
  3. Styrofoam_Guy FF City Rep Toronto, ON Canada

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    1. How do the rebel people make money? The rebellion accepts charitable donations
    2. Do they have bank accounts? Yes unless they have donated everything to the rebellion
    3. Do they pay taxes? No since they are not under a specific government
    4. Where do they get their clothes? - There are a lot of rebels that do the sewing but are not seen on screen. They are in back
    5. Does someone cut chewy's hair (as she spells it) Not unless he wants it cut. He does have to comb it every day or it gets knotted.
    6. If Laya (spelled by her) is a princess, why does she have to work? She doesn?t have to work but she likes to keep busy
    7. Do they have a union? I would not think so
    8. Do they have birth control? I am sure they would have something
    9. Doesn't Darth Vader ever get dry skin from that mask? No
    10. Where are the gas stations? They don?t need gas as everything is nuclear powered
    11. Wouldn't Darth Vader's cape be annoying all the time? I am sur eif he kept tripping over it he would get it changed in length
    12. Does Darth Vader get hot? His suit has a cooling system or he keeps his ships cold
    13. Does he ever wear anything like pjs or a sweatsuit? No he needs the suit to survive
    14. Where do they buy makeup? Courasant
    15. Do they have a newspaper? They have electronic versions
    16. Who cleans the ships? Droids
    17. Do they pay rent/mortgages? No. The rebellion is like a commune
    18. Do they have dentists? Yes, droids
    19. Where do they get their food? Synthesizers
    20. How come there are hardly any girls? They were normally out of side doing other important stuff
    21. How do stormtroopers go to the bathroom? Opening panels
    22. How come nobody wears glasses? They have solved that problem
    23. Do they ever take vacations? If they want
    24. Do they get shots? Yes.
    25. Who does Laya's hair? C3PO
    26. Do you have to try out to be a stormtrooper? Yes
    27. Do they have any restaurants? Courasant
    28. Do they have couples therapy for Han and Leia? Yes Something like the Betty Ford clinic
    29. Why doesn't Darth Vader add colour to his suit? It would undermine his ability to strike fear in his enemies
    30. Does Luke wear boxers or briefs? Boxers



  4. SBD-518 Jedi Knight

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    No. Stormtroopers are clones, born and bred for the life of "stormtrooping".
  5. CaptainBiggs Jedi Knight

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    ^^^

    uh-oh, somebody doesn't know what they are talking aboutt.....

    lol. They are "normal" people, not clones. They are brainwashed with Imperial propoganda and trained or (I want to say Carridia?, but I'm to tired to go check..) and yadda yadda. lol
  6. jellicle_jedi73 Jedi Master

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    this is why it is important to limit your time with non fangirls.

    Very nice answers there Alex!!!! Stormtroopers evolved from the clone troopers, but they are not all clones, however the empire does like the troops to look uniform, hence, "arn't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

    personally i think skywalker goes comando.
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