[What the crap..] Shark on a Train

So I was watching fox news earlier today, and they showed this photo of a 5 foot shark on a train.

These guys "found the shark" and brought it on the train, and were going to sell it for $10.

What the crap..

 

Linky for proof

 

What, you never taken your 5ft pet shark for a walk on the bus...?

 

No, I usually don't pick up sharks let alone take them on a train..

 

You are missing out, my friend...

 

I'd rather not have anything important to me on me be bit off, thank you.

 

Eew. And weird.

 

You obviously haven't trained it very well if it bites you...

 

Also, this title is cracking me up

 

How do you train a shark? Seriously?



(pun get it? train a shark? lol)

 

Hilarious...

But how do you train a shark.. same way you train a dog...?

 

I really don't think it's possible to do so..

 

I am sure you can...

All it takes is patience and a few spare limbs...

 

No thanks

 

You do it and tell me how it goes

 

Okay then...

***Gets shark...

\to shark: Sit

**Sharks swims around...

\to shark: Stay

**Shark approaches... Bites arm...

Ow..

***Chucks shark into BB Swimming pool...

 

Why did you throw it in the pool?

 

Well it is the only plavce with enough water, and since Amanda started playing with kids that made her sore, no one uses it...

 

Well I guess...

*posts shark in pool signs around pool*

 

I feel like it would be funnier if this thread was titled "[What the carp] . . ."

. . .


*taps mic* Is this thing on?

 

what the carp would have been an absolutely hilarious title

 

Would of, could of, but didn't.

 

You should have done that...

 

I didn't think of it