[What to do when bored #765] Who's line is it anyway?

Brian,

Sing a song.

In the style of the Beach Boys.

About Pulsie.

GO!

The next task will be Strange Newscasters.

We'll need
1) an Anchor,
2) a Co-Anchor,
3) a weather(man)
4) and a sportscaster.

Australia Girls

Well American girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the European girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when Im up there

The Russian farmers daughters really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be Australia
I wish they all could be Australia
I wish they all could be Australia girls

The contitent has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on that massive island
Puslie by a emu in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I had a plan to get back to Queensland
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be Australia
I wish they all could be Australia
I wish they all could be Australia girls

Sorry. Best I could do on short notice.

Nice job for short notice.

Thanks! I try!

I don't come from Queensland.


I come from Victoria. We are cold, pale, greeneyed women, who wear a lot of black.

Well how the heck am I supposed to know that? Ok..gimmie a sec. Gotta rewrite the whole damned song!!

Victoria Girls

Well American girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the European girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm up there

The Russian farmers daughters really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be Victoria
I wish they all could be Victoria
I wish they all could be Victoria girls

The countryside has little sunshine
And the girls all get so pale
I dig those sexy green eyes that make you glad you're alive
Puslie makes me glad I am male

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I had to seek the Victoria beach
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be Victoria
I wish they all could be Victoria
I wish they all could be Victoria girls

Better?

Yes.


Very yes.

I now have to lock this thread because it mentions Pulsie. She is The Mod Who Cannot Be Named.

4seriouse. >

I can write you one, too, if you like.

You're going to write her up? Give her a break, she's only been modly for a couple of weeks, she's doing the best that she can Brian!!!

Evil Brian.


-JR

What can I say? I have standards and those standards must be met.

On to our next task: Strange Newscasters.

We'll need
1) an Anchor,
2) a Co-Anchor,
3) a weather(man)
4) and a sportscaster.


Any takers?

I'm definitely the cue card holder!

I have the quirks all lined up for the positions by an independent party.
So I can play too - whatever part is left over.
We'll try this again maybe tomorrow if I'm still here.

Good luck all!