FF:NZ What to do when you hear a mouse trap go off.

Yeah most cats won't eat them, only play with them for a bit!

 

My cats bring mice and rats inside the house and place them in front of the fridge-I think they are trying to help with the ever increasing cat food bill

 

Now if you could just get the cats to skin them then portion them into tupperware containers and freeze them, you'd be onto a real money saver!

 

tupperware eh?

 

List of animal parts my cat leaves on the front door-step:

Rat heads and tails. (too much grissle)

Feathers. (too tickly)

Entrails. (unidentified source)

Half lizards. (during summer)

But NO MICE DAMMIT!

 

Yes tupperware! It really seals! It saves food! Now you can still enjoy that half-eaten tea a fortnight from now!mmmm Yum!

 

Tupperware is good.

I haven't seen a mouse since the masacre the other night

Although I did stand on one of the traps, forgot it was there.

 

Have you counted your toes yet?

P.S. there should be five on each foot.

 

not if your from northern botswana apparently

 

All four toes checked and accounted for

 

On all nine feet?

 

Yup!

 

You may need them to run soon, or maybe its only me in the ***t! Check out what Ace put on the Queensland Forums!

 

I just have, pretty good effort I say. I'd watch your back I was you.

 

appparently some tribe in north eastern botswana have a high incidence of bird feet, that is only 2 or 3 oversize malformed toes, leaving a bird claw like mark....

 

Yeah, I've seen pictures of that, and pictures of about seven tribesmen all with elephantitis. Tall enough to be basketball players and a sack you could store more than a few balls in!

 

man, there is something really unwholesome about having a couple of itres of parasites in your sack, i mean, forget mad cow disease or footnmouth, this would totally remove you from polite society

oh, and g'night, time for bed

 

Night H.E. don't let the bed bugs bite!

 

Nighty night, Glad I missed that conversation.

 

How did you miss that? you can't avoid testicles that big! lol

 

I've seen some pictures of those big b@!!@cks at www.rotten.com

If you're brave, and got a stomach for it, there's some really ugly stuff there.

Check out the tumor man.

<i take no reponsibility for vomitting over your keyboard> [face_shocked]

 

yeah, that train one is just sick

 

yes rotten is rotten!

 

I have to admit I discovered rotten a while back. It's compelling.

I have to remind you though that we're on (G) rated forums and there's been a bit of stink lately about the boards so I suggest you tone it down a bit just in case.

 

fair enough, but seriously, part from you, and maybe some of the other aussie admin staff do the admins actually check these forums? although i guess having darth sebious in the background and maybe epic who are jc mods as well could make things difficult