FF:NZ What to do when you hear a mouse trap go off.

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  1. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    Yeah most cats won't eat them, only play with them for a bit!
  2. mutley Jedi Master

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    My cats bring mice and rats inside the house and place them in front of the fridge-I think they are trying to help with the ever increasing cat food bill :)
  3. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    Now if you could just get the cats to skin them then portion them into tupperware containers and freeze them, you'd be onto a real money saver!
  4. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

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  5. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

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    List of animal parts my cat leaves on the front door-step:

    Rat heads and tails. (too much grissle)

    Feathers. (too tickly)

    Entrails. (unidentified source)

    Half lizards. (during summer)

    But NO MICE DAMMIT!
  6. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    Yes tupperware! It really seals! It saves food! Now you can still enjoy that half-eaten tea a fortnight from now!mmmm Yum!
  7. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    Tupperware is good.

    I haven't seen a mouse since the masacre the other night :D

    Although I did stand on one of the traps, forgot it was there.
  8. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    Have you counted your toes yet?

    P.S. there should be five on each foot.
  9. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

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    not if your from northern botswana apparently
  10. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    All four toes checked and accounted for :D
  11. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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  12. SWNZ Jedi Master

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  13. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    You may need them to run soon, or maybe its only me in the ****! Check out what Ace put on the Queensland Forums!
  14. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    I just have, pretty good effort I say. I'd watch your back I was you.
  15. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

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    appparently some tribe in north eastern botswana have a high incidence of bird feet, that is only 2 or 3 oversize malformed toes, leaving a bird claw like mark....
  16. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    Yeah, I've seen pictures of that, and pictures of about seven tribesmen all with elephantitis. Tall enough to be basketball players and a sack you could store more than a few balls in!
  17. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

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    man, there is something really unwholesome about having a couple of itres of parasites in your sack, i mean, forget mad cow disease or footnmouth, this would totally remove you from polite society

    oh, and g'night, time for bed
  18. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    Night H.E. don't let the bed bugs bite!
  19. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    Nighty night, Glad I missed that conversation.
  20. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    How did you miss that? you can't avoid testicles that big! lol
  21. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

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    I've seen some pictures of those big b@!!@cks at www.rotten.com

    If you're brave, and got a stomach for it, there's some really ugly stuff there.

    Check out the tumor man.

    <i take no reponsibility for vomitting over your keyboard> [face_shocked]
  22. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

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    yeah, that train one is just sick
  23. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

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    yes rotten is rotten!
  24. SWNZ Jedi Master

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    I have to admit I discovered rotten a while back. It's compelling.

    I have to remind you though that we're on (G) rated forums and there's been a bit of stink lately about the boards so I suggest you tone it down a bit just in case. :)
  25. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

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    fair enough, but seriously, part from you, and maybe some of the other aussie admin staff do the admins actually check these forums? although i guess having darth sebious in the background and maybe epic who are jc mods as well could make things difficult
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