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Rocky M, NC What video game character would you be??

Discussion in 'SouthEast Regional Discussion' started by Kaiser_Fisto, Oct 19, 2004.

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  1. eddie-wan-kenobi

    eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "-Guile has vertically challenged hair.
    -Eddie Wan's hair apparentley lost its challenge."


    ROTFLMAO!!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  2. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Force Theologian
    (This will be fun.)

    FT=Dracula from the Castlevania Series.

    -Dracula was an undead Master who was feared by millions for his terrifying reign over Transylvania.
    -FT could be a master in his own mind who is feared by little children all over North Carolina.

    -Dracula was a frivulous fellow; had lots of Castles it seems, and many, many rooms and many many wicked monsters to serve him.
    -FT doesn't have any Castles, but his smack talk is his only true weapon, and it can be devastating sometimes.

    -Dracula loves to feast on particular--nice young females, to satisfy his hunger.
    -FT, I saw you in that parking lot behind Chico's...oh yeah, folks, he's Dracula incarnate.

    -Dracula's only worry was to contend with the powerful heroes, The Belmont Family.
    -FT really hasn't gotten that famous to have such nifty opponents....as a matter of fact, not a whole lot of people know who he is.....

    -Dracula had an obession with blood, and often drank it from a Chalice.
    -I do believe FT has a similar obsession with blood, hee, hee, hee.

    -Dracula's son Alucard fought against him due to his never-ending torment of the mortal population.
    -I do sincerely hope FT and his son grow to have a tight, serious bond--BUT should FT rise above his nobody status, get a few Manors and female witch servants, and start to feast upon the poor mortals of the world, I would hope that his son would see his Father's errors, and rise to fight him and put his jabrony arse in his place.

    -Dracula wasn't a thug, but he had a big Bully Complex.
    -Oh, I think FT has that same complex *sniffle*.

    There ya go. Dracula, the evil monster talked about for centuries.
    FT is just talked about behind his back, by his buddies.

    Dracula=Force Theologian
     
  3. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    LMAO @ Eddie Wan.
    Hey, man, I'm glad you took that joke the way you did.
    You know I'm just pokin' fun. :cool:
     
  4. eddie-wan-kenobi

    eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Good stuff Kaiser! [face_laugh] =D=
     
  5. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Now, for Entropy.

    Entropy: Gannon, from The Legend of Zelda.

    -Gannon was a Dark Elf corrupted by greed and power.
    -Entropy is just a naturally nasty unsavory fellow.

    -Gannon loved to get him some Princess Zelda whenever he could.
    -Entropy apparently gets hit on by tons of guys--hey, whatever floats his boat.

    -Gannon had an arch nemesis, the infamous Elven warrior fnative of Hyrule, Link.
    -Entropy just says "America, **** yeah!"

    -Gannon was also a nifty sorcerer who would trip Link up every now and then.
    -Brian loves to screw his party over in D&D campaigns.

    -Gannon looked Blue in the games.
    -Entropy could look blue, with the right ingredients.

    -Gannon may never cease to try and nab him some Zelda.
    -Brian would say **** the dirty skank and move on to the next ho. *snicker*

    Both baddies at heart, mwhahahaha, both after some booty...
    but there's always a younger guy that tries to take that booty first (i.e. Link, i.e. Kaiser).

    Yeah, I feel good about this.

    Entropy=Gannon
     
  6. Sol_Badguy

    Sol_Badguy Jedi Youngling star 2

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    chris you should do this at the fair or something
     
  7. Sol_Badguy

    Sol_Badguy Jedi Youngling star 2

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    hey! i like pastor richards :confused:
    lodreh i dont know if that was a joke or a burn... but i sincerely hope it wasnt the latter
     
  8. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Alright, Roger, you asked for it....

    Sol_Badguy: Simon Belmont, from Castlevania

    -Simon Belmont's initials: S.B.
    -Sol Badguy's Initials: S.B. (See how that works out?)

    -Simon had blondish brown hair-I'll go w/blonde.
    -Sol has hair that has a life of its own.

    -Simon was part of the infamous Belmont Lineage.
    -Sol is a new member of the Fanforce.

    -Simon Belmont was a firm believer in God.
    -Sol is also a firm believer in God.

    -Simon weilded a Chain Whip as his signature weapon.
    -Sol's hair could kick the crap out of anyone.

    -Simon was the first Belmont to go against Dracula.
    -Sol was the first Badguy to go against the evil forces of Lodreh, Mordtat, and Entropy, muwuwhahaha.

    -IF Simon ever had a famous quote, it'd be "Dracula has met his match!" "Kiii-yaaa!"
    -If Sol had a famous quote it's be: "Cuz' they're stupid." ]-}

    Summin' it up, we're looking at two mighty Sons of God here, ladies and gentlemen, whether you like em' or wanna just slap em'. :cool:

    Sol Badguy=Simon Belmont
     
  9. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Joe-Da...

    Joe: Paperboy, yes THE Paperboy(Nintendo Classic)

    -Paperboy had alot of energy for them there papers.
    -Joe has a lot of energy for things I won't discuss here.

    -Paperboy rode a spiffy bike.
    -Joe pimps out his Camaro.

    -Paperboy had lots of deadlines to meet, and subscribers to keep happy.
    -Joe-Da also has deadlines to meet, what with the Barrows Man, all his short films, and that nifty little string of softcore porn flicks that I won't ever tell anyone about....oh, crap.

    -Paperboy could make an old lady chase him if he broke her window with a paper.
    -I bet Joe could make tons of old ladies chase him when he says "Oh, my!"

    -After a hard day's work, Paperboy gets the job done, and goes home to bed.
    -After a hard day's work, Joe looks into that poor barely legal cheerleader's eyes and says, "Thank ya, thank ya!"

    So you see, folks, Paperboy and Joe deserve a break after all that hard work they do for our communities.

    Joe-Da=Paperboy
     
  10. Entropy

    Entropy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You forgot the biggest piece of evidence. Joe works for a newspaper.
     
  11. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    Kaiser... I'm not evil... just misunderstood.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  12. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    The whole hard day's work, and the deadlines...I knew he worked for a newspaper...I didn't just come out and say it, that was my fault...
     
  13. Sol_Badguy

    Sol_Badguy Jedi Youngling star 2

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    you are the man chris
     
  14. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    This is true.
    Hmmm, who's left?
    I can't really "digitize" the other FanForce members; don't know them well enough....
    -And Takumi needs to post more!!
     
  15. Sol_Badguy

    Sol_Badguy Jedi Youngling star 2

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    well i do like simon belmont, but just for your info, richter was the first to battle dracula
    simon is in castlevania 2: simons quest,
    which is my favorite one
     
  16. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Whatever...just be quiet, and be thankful I wasn't so mean to you like I've been to the other fellas, you ingrate. ]-}
     
  17. Entropy

    Entropy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Now, for Entropy.

    I guess I should at least attempt a rebuttal.

    Entropy: Gannon, from The Legend of Zelda.

    Not really sure who this is, but okay.

    -Entropy is just a naturally nasty unsavory fellow.

    Wow. You really think so? You should have met me about 10 years ago. I've mellowed considerably.

    -Entropy apparently gets hit on by tons of guys--hey, whatever floats his boat.

    Hey, it's not my fault that gay guys love me. Sure, I'ld prefer it if I could work that kind of magic with chicks...but hey, life isn't fair.

    -Entropy just says "America, **** yeah!"

    I concede this point. Though I would like to state for the record, that I was the first here to openly proclaim my hatred of the French.

    -Brian loves to screw his party over in D&D campaigns.

    See, this is one of those glass half-empty/half-full things. I prefer to view it as keeping the party from screwing me over.

    -Entropy could look blue, with the right ingredients.

    Again, I'll concede the point, but would like it on record that I think I would dark green or dark gray would suit me better.

    -Brian would say **** the dirty skank and move on to the next ho. *snicker*

    True, but I'ld be crying on the inside.

    Both baddies at heart, mwhahahaha, both after some booty...

    I guess I could have a worse public image. I'll give you an A for effort and a C for accuracy. Over all score: B
     
  18. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Thank you, Sir. I try.
     
  19. Sol_Badguy

    Sol_Badguy Jedi Youngling star 2

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    kaiser would most definitely be a zombie from resident evil

    -when you go into a room, you know there is a zombie behind the next door
    -when you go into jons room, you know there is a chris behind the next door

    -when you knock a zombie down, he usualy gets back up, unless you kick his head off
    -i bet if i knocked chris down, hed probably get back up, unless i kicked his head off

    -zombies take like... 10 shots from the pistol to kill
    -chris takes about... 10 rolls before he gets a 1, and something equaly bad happens to him

    -zombies are versatile later, by getting acid qualities and cool stuff like that
    -one day, chris will probably have acid qualities

    -zombies moan
    -when everyone gets off track in dnd, chris moans

    -zombies eat flesh
    -chris does too

    -i hate zombies
    -i like chris

    -zombies are the real deal when you have nothing but a combat knife
    -chris is the real chris, all the time

    so you see the resemblance, i do
    you are the man chris

     
  20. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    So you are saying he is a brain dead guy that stinks... sounds harsh to me.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  21. Kaiser_Fisto

    Kaiser_Fisto Jedi Youngling star 2

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    LMAO...that was awsome!
     
  22. Sol_Badguy

    Sol_Badguy Jedi Youngling star 2

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    i dont have the sense of smell,
    so i couldnt tell you,
    i dont recall saying he was brain dead though
     
  23. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    You compared him to a Zombie what part of that doesn't scream brain dead?

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  24. Sol_Badguy

    Sol_Badguy Jedi Youngling star 2

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    he looks like he would smell pleasant
     
  25. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    Whatever floats your boat bud... but rotting meat is not a smell that will attract the kind of lady I would want to get down with.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
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