What was Jesus thinking while on that cross?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by DarthTunick, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. DarthTunick Arena Streak for Colors Commissioner

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    My best guesses:

    "The view isn't bad from up here."

    "Will the Bills ever win a Super Bowl?"

    "**** Tebow."

    "Man, at least I don't work for Walmart."


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
  2. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    "Man, I hope nobody reads too much into this."
  3. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    All of the important stuff is hidden in small clay jars in a cave.
  4. Ghost Chosen One

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    If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.


    or

    "Ow. Ow. Ow. Can't they just hang me or behead me or something? Ow. Ow. Ow."
  5. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    "That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to be well hung!"
  6. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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  7. nostalgia Jedi Master

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    "I probably should have thought this one out.."
  8. Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost

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    "I impregnated a virgin with a baby version of me so I can die here today in order to save you all from me."
  9. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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  10. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    I believe the Bible states his thoughts as: "My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me!?"


    EDIT -- Translation "AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH! THIS HURTS LIKE HELL! HEY GOD, YOURE A REAL BASTARD! THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"
  11. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kl5slzN2nmY/S4AbzrZuqbI/AAAAAAAAAns/DMUIryCLWaE/s400/jesus-brb-lol.jpg]
  12. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    That's actually in the Garden in the previous night.
  13. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    Actually it is on the cross, in Matthew and Mark.
  14. Darth Guy Chosen One

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  15. Im_just_guessing Jedi Grand Master

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
  16. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    "did I leave the tap running? "
  17. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    "This is a crap way to spend Easter"
  18. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    lol this is straight win
  19. Koohii Jedi Grand Master

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    "God Dam! This really hurts. Oh, now you're going to stick me with a spear too? To be merciful? It's better to bleed out than to sophisticate? Really? Oi weh, are my arms getting tired. I hope no one takes what I said too seriously..."
  20. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    "Arlon, you got this from here?"
  21. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    He was probably humming some hit song or the other.
  22. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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  23. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    "And so is my wife!"
  24. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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    And that right there, even as a very lapsed catholic, is still something I simply can't wrap my head around in rgeards to this so-called Greatest Story Ever Told.

    But to add to the thread:

    "Ugh. Vinegar?! Couldn't you centurion bastards have brought me a Coke instead?"
  25. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    "Shut up Big Nose!"