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What was Jesus thinking while on that cross?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by DarthTunick , Jan 15, 2012.

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  1. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    My best guesses:

    "The view isn't bad from up here."

    "Will the Bills ever win a Super Bowl?"

    "**** Tebow."

    "Man, at least I don't work for Walmart."


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
     
    DarthTunick , Jan 15, 2012
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  2. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Man, I hope nobody reads too much into this."
     
    Ramza, Jan 15, 2012
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  3. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    All of the important stuff is hidden in small clay jars in a cave.
     
    mrsvos, Jan 15, 2012
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  4. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 8

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    If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.


    or

    "Ow. Ow. Ow. Can't they just hang me or behead me or something? Ow. Ow. Ow."
     
    Ghost, Jan 15, 2012
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  5. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    "That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to be well hung!"
     
    Lord Vivec, Jan 15, 2012
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  6. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    "This sucks."

     
    Mortimer_Snerd, Jan 15, 2012
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  7. nostalgia

    nostalgia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "I probably should have thought this one out.."
     
    nostalgia, Jan 15, 2012
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  8. Armenian_Jedi

    Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost star 7

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    "I impregnated a virgin with a baby version of me so I can die here today in order to save you all from me."
     
    Armenian_Jedi, Jan 15, 2012
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  9. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    "BRB LOL"
     
    Eeth-my-Koth, Jan 15, 2012
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  10. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    I believe the Bible states his thoughts as: "My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me!?"


    EDIT -- Translation "AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH! THIS HURTS LIKE HELL! HEY GOD, YOURE A REAL BASTARD! THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"
     
    Aytee-Aytee, Jan 15, 2012
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  11. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    [image=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kl5slzN2nmY/S4AbzrZuqbI/AAAAAAAAAns/DMUIryCLWaE/s400/jesus-brb-lol.jpg]
     
    ApolloSmileGirl, Jan 15, 2012
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  12. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    That's actually in the Garden in the previous night.
     
    Lord Vivec, Jan 15, 2012
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  13. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Actually it is on the cross, in Matthew and Mark.
     
    DarthLowBudget, Jan 15, 2012
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  14. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Darth Guy, Jan 15, 2012
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  15. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
     
    Im_just_guessing, Jan 15, 2012
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  16. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    "did I leave the tap running? "
     
    Darth Morella, Jan 15, 2012
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  17. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "This is a crap way to spend Easter"
     
    jp-30, Jan 15, 2012
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  18. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    lol this is straight win
     
    PRENNTACULAR, Jan 15, 2012
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  19. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    "God Dam! This really hurts. Oh, now you're going to stick me with a spear too? To be merciful? It's better to bleed out than to sophisticate? Really? Oi weh, are my arms getting tired. I hope no one takes what I said too seriously..."
     
    Koohii, Jan 16, 2012
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  20. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "Arlon, you got this from here?"
     
    mrsvos, Jan 16, 2012
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  21. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    He was probably humming some hit song or the other.
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Jan 16, 2012
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  22. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost star 5

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    "NO! I'm Brian!"
     
    darthcaedus1138, Jan 16, 2012
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  23. Quixotic-Sith

    Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "And so is my wife!"
     
    Quixotic-Sith, Jan 16, 2012
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  24. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    And that right there, even as a very lapsed catholic, is still something I simply can't wrap my head around in rgeards to this so-called Greatest Story Ever Told.

    But to add to the thread:

    "Ugh. Vinegar?! Couldn't you centurion bastards have brought me a Coke instead?"
     
    Darth_Invidious, Jan 16, 2012
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  25. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost star 5

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    "Shut up Big Nose!"
     
    darthcaedus1138, Jan 16, 2012
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