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What was Jesus thinking while on that cross?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by DarthTunick , Jan 15, 2012.

  1. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    "I wish I hadn't upset the Romans by making outlandish claims that I was some sort of supreme deity, no wonder they put me up here I must've sounded like a loon"
     
  2. Count_Drabbu

    Count_Drabbu Jedi Knight star 2

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    Sep 30, 2007
    "Oh great, I have an itch."
     
  3. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 2, 2007
    "Does anyone even know I'm up here?"
     
  4. slimybug

    slimybug Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 14, 2001
    "Father, forgive them. They know not what they do."

    Slimy!
     
  5. Darth Mulacki

    Darth Mulacki Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Dec 4, 1999
    "I tell these people to be nice to each other and this their response....ingrates "
     
  6. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    "This is some quality wood. This some kind of olive?"
     
  7. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    "and for my next trick!"
     
  8. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002

    BOR-ING
     
  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    "...Dagobah System?"
     
  10. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    "Kobe's jacking up too many shots. What a schmuck."


    [hl=purple]Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed. [/hl]
     
  11. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 26, 2004
    [image=http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg428/Death-Mask-2011/jesus_snickers.jpg]
     
  12. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    Apr 28, 2006
    "i wish slimybug was here so he could get me down off this thing! where the heck is slimybug anyway? o heavenly father, have you seen slimybug?"
     
  13. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Jun 18, 2004
    He was singing "Always look at the bright side of life"
     
  14. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 2, 2007
    "I'm not the Messiah! I'm a very naughty boy!"
     
  15. FatFrank

    FatFrank Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jul 30, 2011
    I wish there really was a god. Too bad I'm just a nutter.
     
  16. Axle-Starweilder

    Axle-Starweilder Jedi Master star 6

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    Jan 6, 2005
    [image=http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/axlestarweilder/Atrapitis.gif]
     
  17. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 30, 2009
    I could have taken Mary Magdalene to Nazareth, got drunk, had a few laughs.

    But nooooooooo... I had to go to Jerusalem.
     
  18. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 5, 2004
    "Why didn't I become a dentist?"
     
  19. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 31, 2005
    "At least I avoid jury duty."
     
  20. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety nine bottles of beer...
     
  21. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Nailed it!