What was Jesus thinking while on that cross?

"I wish I hadn't upset the Romans by making outlandish claims that I was some sort of supreme deity, no wonder they put me up here I must've sounded like a loon"

 

"Oh great, I have an itch."

 

"Does anyone even know I'm up here?"

 

"Father, forgive them. They know not what they do."

Slimy!

 

"I tell these people to be nice to each other and this their response....ingrates "

 

"This is some quality wood. This some kind of olive?"

 

"and for my next trick!"

 

BOR-ING

 

"...Dagobah System?"

 

"Kobe's jacking up too many shots. What a schmuck."


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

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"i wish slimybug was here so he could get me down off this thing! where the heck is slimybug anyway? o heavenly father, have you seen slimybug?"

 

He was singing "Always look at the bright side of life"

 

"I'm not the Messiah! I'm a very naughty boy!"

 

I wish there really was a god. Too bad I'm just a nutter.

 

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I could have taken Mary Magdalene to Nazareth, got drunk, had a few laughs.

But nooooooooo... I had to go to Jerusalem.

 

"Why didn't I become a dentist?"

 

"At least I avoid jury duty."

 

Nailed it!