What went on during the Vader/Fett/Solo/Leia/Lando/Chewie Dinner on Bespin?

While watching ESB last night on Spike, I thought yet again "I wonder what they talked about (assuming ANYTHING was discussed) after Vader "invited" Solo and Company to join him at the table on Bespin...maybe this has been brought up before, but I'd like to hear what you think! Who spoke first? Vader? Leia? Did the "dinner" even HAPPEN? Or did troopers come in and take them away to their cells? Did Chewie get tazed?

 

Well, chewie couldn't stop taking other peoples food so he had to be "excused". Leia told vader it was a good meal and Han was in a bad mood all night. Boba fett and Han started playing cards halfway through dinner and leia got pissed off. The only thing that Vader said through the whole dinner was "pass the corn, please". That is what happened at the dinner party.

 

LOL- but I thought Vader was allergic to corn? And no WONDER Fett is so mad at Solo- didn't he win the Falcon playing Sabacc or something? BAD move on Fetts part...

 

Yep, Fett wasn't thinking i guess. Oh and i almost forgot, leia got a little drunk.

 

Robot Chicken did a vid on that. Sadly I can't find it on youtube. It must have gotten deleted. ;_; It's really funny.

Darth Vader: "Alderan, a peaceful planet. BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!! Big lazer!! BOOOOOOOOAAAMM!!!! Alderan chunks EVERYWHERE!"

 

I also forgot to add Lando. Let's see, he started a food fight that ended with the loss of an arm.

 

Well, I'm guessing there was no dinner. This is a bad thread. I imagin their taken and the Han gets "gasp" frozen in carbon.

 

How would Vader even eat dinner?

 

i know what happened! its right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdZRXWyr6cI at 1:00!

 

We are not told that there is a time lapse between that scene and the next part of the movie, so I agree with this statement. It is logical that, since Vader cannot eat, that there would not actually be a dinner during the time we don't see.

 

Vader apparently eats via a feeding tube. But yes, I doubt a dinner actually happened. How could Han, Leia, and Chewbacca actually have an appetite when they just found themselves in a situation like that? And I think Vader's "we would be honored if you would join us" line was delivered like that just to mess with them a little more... not because there was an actual meal that anyone thought would get eaten.

 

RobotChicken's explanation is classic.

I imagine that Vader probably taunted them and told them how their Rebellion was a joke. Who knows maybe he even told Leia that he started it knowing she would never believe it.

 

It doesn't seem that anything was really discussed at the dinner on Bespin. Since it is implied in the movie that Vader never even told Han or Leia his intentions on capturing Luke. Only when Lando told them in the prison cell did they actually figure out why they were being tortured, and the only use Vader had for them was to bait Skywalker.

 

Vader stuffed mashed potatoes through the grill on his mask (heard that somewhere, thought it was an hilarious idea).

 

A few years ago, we had a thread on this that went on for pages to the point of utter, hilarious absurdity. I wish I could find that thread in the archives, because it was unbelievably funny. Leia getting sloshed while Vader shoves mashed potatoes through his mouth-grill are only the tip of the iceberg, I assure you.

Let's see if we can approximate the humor from that earlier thread! I'm of the opinion that they were dining on roast gundark, which Vader sliced into paper-thin portions with a vibrating mini-lightsaber, and that when Lando asked Vader to pass the collard greens the NAACP dropped in to politically correct everyone at the table.

Anyone else?

 

I remember that thread, Merlin, Vader refered to Leia as his daughter and it was like she was having a boyfriend (Han) at dinner.

 

Vader: has anyone ever seen a pod-race
Han: We have pod-racing on Corellia. Very fast, very dangerous.
Vader: I'm the only human who can do it.
Han: You must have Jedi reflexes.
Vader: I was wondering something...
Han: What's that?
Vader: You're a smuggler, aren't you?
Han: What makes you say that?
Vader: I saw your ship. Only smugglers fly that kind of ship. Perhaps you tortured a smuggler and stole it from him.
Han: That's impossible... No one can torture a smuggler.
Vader: You'll wish that were so...

 

mabye we will find out in the SUPER special edition

 

Wouldn't that turn them into fries?

Or chips, even?

 

halfway through vader got drunk and started crying and talking about jacob nion and how he misses him, everyone thought he was drunk tho so it is ok

 

Since when, does Vader know German?

 

Vader said "I need more Gravey for my suit." Then Cheiwe yelled in wookie languge at Vader "stop farting."

 

Not if they're mashed potatoes. If however he shoved a whole potato through his face-grill, slicing it on the vertical slats as it passed through, and cooking them with the intense heat of his respirator, then yes. They would turn into fries the instant before he began to chew them.