What were they thinking?

You need to ask something if you answer something.

 

What was George Lucas thinking when he was going over the Han Vs. Greedo scene for the special editions?

 

"Hmm, I think people are too unanimous on how great these movies are. I wonder if I can throw a spanner in the works here?"

What was R2 thinking right before Threepio knocked the drinks off his head?

 

"10110010110001001011001001!"



What was Darth Vader thinking as his TIE fighter spun out of control from the trench?

 

I wish Anakin Skywalker hadn't died 20 years ago. He was a good pilot!

What was that guy in the extra Y-wing thinking as they flew away from the exploding Death Star?

 

I'm an extra and I lived!

What was the space worm thinking as the Falcon flew out of it's stomach?

 

"Oh well, it was giving me heartburn anyway."



What were the two Death Star laser operators thinking when that huge green laser flew past them?

 

"I wonder what would happen if we touched it?"

What was Luke thinking when Vader told him he was his dad?

 

"Oh great. Now I have to remember father's day!"





What was Beru thinking when Luke walked out without eating his dinner?

 

Beru: Was it the blue milk?


What was Leia thinking when Luke told her she's his 'Sistah, soooooo..he has a twin Sistah!' considering she played a deep round of tonsil hockey with him?

 

Leia "...WHOOPS! Kinda walked into that one! I can't wait to tell this to Han"

What was Jabba thinking right before he died?

 

40,000 credits too much!

Sorry, I can't remember the real number.


What was Luke thinking hanging upside down at Cloud City?

 

Of all the citys in the galaxy I have to hang upside down fromthis one


What was Luke think when he relise that he had given his sister some indepth tonsel hockey

 

What was Han thinking when he had allowed Boba Fett to track him down to Bespin . . . over a period of three months?

 

"I should of just left with my reward 3 years ago"

What was Ozzel thinking as Vader Force Choked himm to death?

 

"Damn, I wish I would have gotten one of those recurring roles. Hopefully I'll get some work in one of those Indiana Jones movies."

What was Dannik Jerriko thinking while he was smoking that pipe?

 

"DID I LEAVE THE IRON ON?"

 

" This some good ****."

What was What was Chewie thinking when Luke kissed Leia?

 

I thought she said she'd sooner kiss a wookie...

What was Vader thinking when he saw threepio for the first time in ESB?

 

Nice one!

 

"Is that? Naw, it can't be, well, maybe..I mean he WAS gold last time I saw him, and he DOES still sound like a whiney butler..hmmmm, maybe..after I make a nice shag carpet of the Wookiee, I'll interrogate the droid and find out if it's 3PO or not"

What was the IceCream Maker guy thinking when Lando said to evac the city?

 

thanks

 

"Ah well, I'm sure my business will do well if I move to Tattooine."

What was the bartender thinking when Obi-Wan jacked that guy up in the Cantina in ANH?

 

" NO BLASTERS, NO BLSTERS!"

What was George Lucas thinking when he drove by the movie theater when Star Wars first premiered in 1977?

 

"I hope this doesn't flop"

What was Piett thinking when Vader failed to choke him for his failure at the end of ESB?