What Were Vader's Thoughts As He Crossed His Arms And Gazed At The Skeletal Death Star?

Vader: <with arms crossed, has a preminition of the future>

Palpatine: What is it Lord Vader? I can feel your fear.

Vader: I just had a vision. I saw a city in the clouds. My offspring is in pain; in danger of being killed.

Palpatine: You mean the son of Anakin Skywalker is yet alive and will grow in the force and be a threat to us.

Vader: No master. I see the son of Jango Fett lifting his blaster in a carbon freeze chamber trying to destroy 3PO on the back of a wookie.

Palpatine: What?

Vader: I won't lose 3PO the way I lost my mother and Padme.

 

Palpatine: Trust your feelings Lord Vader. You must use the power of the Sith to avoid this tragedy.

Vader: But how my master?

Palpatine: When the bounty hunter aims at the wookie, use your Arm Lord Vader and thrust it back down. <laughs eerily>

Vader: Yes master.

 

Palpatine: What a relief! I thought you were thinking about your other son!

Vader: Which other son?

Palpatine: Weren't you and Padme going to have a baby?

Vader: No, no, no! We were just joking about the whole baby stuff.

Palpatine: ...

 

Whoa?I think I am still on a morphine trip. That small moon looks like?a space station! WTF?!?

 

" If only my mom could see me now..."

 

"the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant to the powers of the force..."
or something along those lines.

 

"So, what's a Sith again? Oh,da*n, I think the camera's rolling! I know, I'll just cross my arms as if I'm actually thinking something."

 

Vader: One window....two windows...three windows...four windows.

Vader: I spy with my little eye something....red!

 

"Damn this suit chafes."

 

"Why did he make this suit too big for me? I'm not even David Prowse yet"
"I can't believe I went "NOOOOOOO" in front of people who've been waiting 22 years to see me become Vader...."
"Everything's gone all red and I there's all this cool graphic stuff everywhere"

 

"How about this for a mission statement? It blows up planets!"

 

VRH
Emperor: Ultimate power will come soon hahahahahahahahaha.
Vaders thoughts: I think Jar Jar would of been smart enough not to make it thiss big.

 

he's thinking, "where do i get my special parking for the handicapped ID?"

 

"It's no moon..."

 

Vader:"Hey Boss, I have the perfect planet to try that thing out on. Your old backyard, Naboo. We'll use satellite imagery to see when Jar Jar is about to lose his virginity and then we'll blast it. I think we have plenty of time."

Palps:"Augh... Idiot"

 

"Where is Padme? Is she alright? Oh, wait, I already asked that. God I'm dumb"

 

VADER: I'd rather be standing one step to my left... *sigh*

 

"I wonder how many obsessed fans will try to guess at what I'm thinking?"

 

"Wow. That thing is huge. I bet I could fly a freighter right through the middle of it...."

 

What it really needs is an entrenched ray-shielded tower guarding a 2 meter exhaust port
which leads directly straight down to the reactor core.

 

Vader:"Master, is that dumb thing gonna be my home practically?!"

Palps:"The Death Star?! Why do you ask Lord Vader?"

Vader:"It looks like a moon! Not a space station! It isn't even a star! How stupid is that!"

Palps:"Trust your feelings Lord Vader. We both know that's it's indestructable."

Vader:"..."

 

Why didn't I get more ******* screentime!

 

I think he was thinking about what he had done, and what had happened to him. He was less powerful now because of Obi wan and that it was obi wan fault that he killed padme. Vader was thinking himself like all sith, his power was now limited he know he could not over take Palpatine as he planned to. He made peace with has fate.

 

What Vader is REALLY thinking.

"I remember when I could actually put my hands UP when I crossed my arms." Sigh..

 

Vader: It could be worse, I could have lost my...*feels down below* - Nooooooo!