JCC What Will be the Next U.S. War?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabbadabbado, Oct 18, 2012.

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What Will be the Next U.S. War?

Stabilizing Syria 7 vote(s) 19.4%
Bombing Iranian Nuclear Weapons Facilities 13 vote(s) 36.1%
Re-invading Iraq 2 vote(s) 5.6%
Lobbing thermonuclear warheads at China 2 vote(s) 5.6%
Conquering Canada 12 vote(s) 33.3%
None of the above 12 vote(s) 33.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Brace yourselves. You know it's coming.
  2. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    I opted to choose the least sensical option of them all.
  3. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Rubbers. Condoms. The Right hates anything that let's you have sex without knocking someone up.
  4. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Their war on science is ongoing and escalating.
  5. tom Chosen One

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  6. Chewgumma Chosen One

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  7. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    After the War of Drugs and the War on Terror, I expect they go with the War on Warfare. Go full meta.
  8. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    We haven't invaded another country in the Americas for a while. Let's flex that ol' Roosevelt Corollary. Hopefully it will involve that talk show host from Venezuela.
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Oct 18, 2012
  9. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  10. Alpha-Red Force Ghost

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  11. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    w00t another French neo-colonial intervention in one of its former African possessions.
  12. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Switzerland.

    They're up to no good.
  13. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Yeah, but they have the best chocolate and the most Nobel prize winners of any other country. May have something to do with the amount of chocolate they eat. I voted for stablizing Syria, altho I am against alliteration in all its forms.
  14. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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  15. Likewater Force Ghost

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    The canadians threw us out once before, its only a matter of time.
  16. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    *twice

    (Well, technically the Brits did both times.)
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Oct 18, 2012
  17. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    With vaginas?
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  18. Likewater Force Ghost

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    really? I thought it was the canadian, thsey had british allegance, but I thought it was still canadians.
  19. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    That's ongoing.

    Considering your promotion to abstract phenomena (Terror = fear = an emotion), I say move up the ladder to non-existent things. That's pretty much the only thing you haven't tackled yet.

    EDIT: Although I'm not sure if you already did that when you went after non-existent Iraqi WMDs.
    Last edited by ViolentVioletMenace, Oct 18, 2012
  20. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    I think it will be Iran, Syria or possibly both at once.
  21. cipe Jedi Knight

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  22. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    That clitoris has fangs.

    I see why some cultures cut them off.
    Last edited by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Oct 18, 2012
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  23. Darth_wanderguard Force Ghost

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    America will finally get tired of those damn freeloading Chileans and blow them off the map with nukes. Europe will get mad (that's a country, right?) and world war seven will commence when Emperor Margaret Thatcher declares Mexico a "Distasteful place I don't much care for at all."
  24. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    Probably some kind of war on poverty. Not in terms of trying to solve it, but in terms of actually declaring war on the poor.

    Wait, you mean we're already doing that?


    EDIT: OZK, must you mutilate every thread with your genital obsession?
    Last edited by DarthLowBudget, Oct 18, 2012
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  25. Darth_wanderguard Force Ghost

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    Also north and south Korea will form a coalition and send a team of ninjas to assassinate Chuck Norris. Awesome.
    Last edited by Darth_wanderguard, Oct 18, 2012