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JCC What Will be the Next U.S. War?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabbadabbado, Oct 18, 2012.

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What Will be the Next U.S. War?

  1. Stabilizing Syria

    19.4%
  2. Bombing Iranian Nuclear Weapons Facilities

    36.1%
  3. Re-invading Iraq

    5.6%
  4. Lobbing thermonuclear warheads at China

    5.6%
  5. Conquering Canada

    33.3%
  6. None of the above

    33.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Brace yourselves. You know it's coming.
     
  2. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    I opted to choose the least sensical option of them all.
     
  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Rubbers. Condoms. The Right hates anything that let's you have sex without knocking someone up.
     
  4. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Their war on science is ongoing and escalating.
     
  5. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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  6. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Force Ghost star 7

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    Imaginationland
     
  7. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    After the War of Drugs and the War on Terror, I expect they go with the War on Warfare. Go full meta.
     
  8. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    We haven't invaded another country in the Americas for a while. Let's flex that ol' Roosevelt Corollary. Hopefully it will involve that talk show host from Venezuela.
     
  9. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  10. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  11. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    w00t another French neo-colonial intervention in one of its former African possessions.
     
  12. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Switzerland.

    They're up to no good.
     
  13. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Yeah, but they have the best chocolate and the most Nobel prize winners of any other country. May have something to do with the amount of chocolate they eat. I voted for stablizing Syria, altho I am against alliteration in all its forms.
     
  14. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    War with.....
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Likewater

    Likewater Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 31, 2009
    The canadians threw us out once before, its only a matter of time.
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    *twice

    (Well, technically the Brits did both times.)
     
  17. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    With vaginas?
     
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  18. Likewater

    Likewater Jedi Master star 4

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    really? I thought it was the canadian, thsey had british allegance, but I thought it was still canadians.
     
  19. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    That's ongoing.

    Considering your promotion to abstract phenomena (Terror = fear = an emotion), I say move up the ladder to non-existent things. That's pretty much the only thing you haven't tackled yet.

    EDIT: Although I'm not sure if you already did that when you went after non-existent Iraqi WMDs.
     
  20. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 8, 2004
    I think it will be Iran, Syria or possibly both at once.
     
  21. cipe

    cipe Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sep 2, 2012
    Civil war.
     
  22. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    That clitoris has fangs.

    I see why some cultures cut them off.
     
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  23. Darth_wanderguard

    Darth_wanderguard Game Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    America will finally get tired of those damn freeloading Chileans and blow them off the map with nukes. Europe will get mad (that's a country, right?) and world war seven will commence when Emperor Margaret Thatcher declares Mexico a "Distasteful place I don't much care for at all."
     
  24. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Jan 17, 2004
    Probably some kind of war on poverty. Not in terms of trying to solve it, but in terms of actually declaring war on the poor.

    Wait, you mean we're already doing that?


    EDIT: OZK, must you mutilate every thread with your genital obsession?
     
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  25. Darth_wanderguard

    Darth_wanderguard Game Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    Also north and south Korea will form a coalition and send a team of ninjas to assassinate Chuck Norris. Awesome.