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JCC What Will be the Next U.S. War?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabbadabbado, Oct 18, 2012.

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What Will be the Next U.S. War?

  1. Stabilizing Syria

    19.4%
  2. Bombing Iranian Nuclear Weapons Facilities

    36.1%
  3. Re-invading Iraq

    5.6%
  4. Lobbing thermonuclear warheads at China

    5.6%
  5. Conquering Canada

    33.3%
  6. None of the above

    33.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 7, 2002
    Why would you attack Canada when the company I work for supplies military tanks.
     
  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Something something bootstraps.
     
  3. Asterix_of_Gaul

    Asterix_of_Gaul Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 13, 2007
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    It's going to be the War Against Little People.
     
  5. Darth_Maestro

    Darth_Maestro Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 27, 2005
    Nazis...



    ...from Space.

     
  6. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oct 13, 2007
  7. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    Feb 26, 2007
    Are they mad? Don't the realize the nuclear capabilities of that one man? He could wipe them out with a wink of his eye!

    :p

    I hope not, but this seems always a thing to kick around..
     
  8. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apr 25, 2004
    lol, there's not going to be another civil war. If it somehow comes to secession, the people in a state will vote for it and if secessionists win, that'll be the end of that. The rest of the country won't have the appetite to do anything to stop them from leaving.
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    So long as people continue to worship false idols and reject Jesus and his Republican Party (whilst not sharing their oil as God commanded) there will be cause for war. [face_flag]

    So yes, Canada.
     
  10. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Jan 17, 2004
    Future wars, not current wars.
     
    Darth Guy likes this.
  11. Darth_wanderguard

    Darth_wanderguard Force Ghost star 6

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    Apr 26, 2005
    OH SNAP BECAUSE SEXISM RIGHT?

    Canada sucks.
     
  12. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Jan 17, 2004
    Because pay inequality, because numerous elected officials expressing a desire to suppress reproductive rights, because of objectification, because a veritable litany of reasons.
     
  13. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    BINDERS
     
  14. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Jan 17, 2004
    HOW COULD I FORGET THE BINDERS
     
  15. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    FORCIBLEGITIMATE RAPE
     
  16. Darth_wanderguard

    Darth_wanderguard Force Ghost star 6

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    Apr 26, 2005
    TODD AKIN MUTHA *****!

    No, but I actually agree with the sentiment, I was just poking fun at how straightforward it was :p
     
  17. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oct 13, 2007
    No I'm actually talking about arming soldiers and forcibly shoving ultrasound equipment up lady's hoohas.

    You know, war.
     
  18. Darth_wanderguard

    Darth_wanderguard Force Ghost star 6

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    Apr 26, 2005
    Edit: I feel kind of dirty now. Rape isn't funny.