Cincin, OH What will Jedimikes excuse be?

As the title of this thread would indicate, this thread is devoted to the plethora of excuses Jedimike will offer us when he calls at 11:30 Sunday night to apologize for not coming to the meeting. Which of us can correctly predict his reasons for absence? Let the predictions begin!

 

My Tauntaun broke down.

My speeder wasn't adapted to the cold.

I was caught in a tractor beam.

I just got a little sidetracked, that's all.

*hand wave* I am not the Jedimike you are looking for....

It's not my fault.


Getting away from Star Wars excuses:

Late night craving for Penn Station.

Had to deliver a baby in a taxi cab/elevator/broken down roller coaster stuck at the top of the hill.

 

mmmm...i'm going to say that he is going to come to the next meeting just to prove you wrong.

that's my prediction for the next meeting.

 

My landspeeder broke down and my the time I found a Gonk droid to come repower it a band of dirty Jawas had stollen it. I followed the sandcrawler tracks to their camp to try and get it back. Finally I did and that was about an hour ago, but it was still out of power and no Gonk in site so I had to push it home to prevent a repeat of the last time. Now I'm too tired to come, sorry guys.

 

The dog ate his homework.

 

I think the dog might still be a touchy subject

 

My cat pooped on my socks.... [face_shocked]

 

Oops, then Salacious Crumb ate his homework

 

and then his cat pooped in his microwave...

 

I think Lady_Lucas has a cat poop fetish

 

Or Salacious Crumb pooped in the microwave

 

mmm I think Padawan has a salacious crumb poopie fettish....

..........maybe his cat pooped in his boxer shorts...

 

but I wear bikini's

just kidding!!!!

 

Really? Can I see?? hahahaaaaa

 

Okay, I dont know Jedimike as of yet, but this is hilarious.

 

Salacious Crumb ate his tongue

 

........and his cat poopied in a potted plant that was sitting on the living room floor.....

 

I ran over Salacious Crumb with my car on the way to the meeting!!

 

My jelly of the month club had an emergency meeting to call for a vote of no confidence.

I got stuck behind a sand-crawler on the highway.

I traded in my old car at this Toydarian car lot and they gave me this great deal, but....

Someone put a price on my head and I can't go out in public.

 

....my cat pooped on my star wars carded figures and I have to wash them with a hose...

 

...I just found out that my father is the most evil man in the galaxy...

 

Today was visitation for the dog and the goldfish that passed away on Sat. Its a trying time for all those affected.

Just joshing with you, I was going to go till I found out it had been moved to next Sun (*I offered to host, read seperate post*)

I look forward to seeing you guys/gals this weekend.

 

ok, no more cat poopy jokes....