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JCC what would be the least romantic way to propose to someone?

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    it think it's at a mcdonalds drive-thru, after the kid in the window hands you your drinks but before they hand you your food. and then you just kind of turn, but you don't quite look her in the eye. and you say, "so bitch, ya wanna lock this down?" and then you gesture toward your abs.
     
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  2. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Walking in on them in the bathroom and asking while they are going number 2.
     
  3. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    "So, how'd you like to have the power to sign a DNR for me in the event that I'm incapacitated?"
     
  4. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  5. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    "Fancy going down to the courthouse to get fewer rights than we would get if you were a girl?"
     
  6. JackG

    JackG Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    At their funeral.
     
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  7. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Click on JCF user you don't really know, click "Start a Conversation".

    Put "Will you marry me?" in the conversation title.

    In the body of the conversation, let her/him know how lonely and desperate you are. Include way too much personal info, especially the parts about you being a severely depressed virgin and recluse with recurring bouts of cancer. Tell her/him you'll settle for anyone at this point.

    Don't forget to mention your post and likes count.

    Finish it off by posting this pic of you:
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    More serious answer:

    As part of a financial, political or any other loveless power grab. I can think of much worse, but that would probably ruin the humor of this thread.

    I kept trying to think of funny little scenarios like tom's, but I just kept realizing that they would be kinda romantic.

    We need a "most romantic way to propose" thread.
     
  8. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC March Tiemaster star 10

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    Proposing in the middle of a wrestling/boxing/mma ring. I'm a wrestling/MMA fan, but yeah, there's nothing romantic to me about such a proposal.
     
  9. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Do it during a film like City Slickers 2 without taking your eyes off the TV screen.
     
  10. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Get really drunk on Hawaiian Punch and cheap gin, and then throw up on your beloved's white shirt. When they complain, say, "Quit yer bitchin'. Let's just get hitched, and then I'll own half anyway. You can have the clean half every other day."
     
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  11. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Do what I did. Knock her up and cave to the pressure from her nincompoop family. Say, "Ok, let's ******* get married next week."

    I didn't work out too well, but I couldn't be happier.
     
  12. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    Ringside at a cock fight.
     
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  13. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    One: make a hole in a box.
     
  14. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A coworker of mine's boyfriend did it by asking her to get him a beer from the fridge. The can of beer had the engagement ring on it.
     
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  15. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    During the rape scene in Blue Velvet.

    Possible substitution: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
     
  16. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    a certain user had a certain method that i found very lovely involving a certain bruno mars song and which i now always tell people about every time a bruno mars song is on the radio and someone's in the car with me

    this of course goes under most and not least romantic
     
  17. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    step yo rape scene game up, son. Irréversible. monica bellucci gets sodomized into a coma by a gay french gangster in one like 10 minute shot. google it, learn it, love it (actually dont love it)

    flipside of this - charlotte gainsbourg pulverizing willem defoe's balls and then rapes him in lars von trier's Antichrist

    i once boned down on a woman (once the tears had dried) after watching schindlers list (first time for either of us) with her in her apartment. just puttin that out into the world...
     
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  18. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I almost said that one. The face bashing scene would be a good one too.
     
  19. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    wait first time watching schindler's list or...?
     
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  20. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    first time schindler's. not first time boning down (that would be depressing)
     
  21. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah, nothing gets you into the mood like a hot viewing of Schindler's List.
     
  22. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    Same as tom but in the drive-thru of Jack in the Box.
     
  23. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    hide the ring in her bowl of froot loops
     
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  24. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC March Tiemaster star 10

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    I hate the 'hide the ring in the food/drink' deal. It's like, "honey, I love you so much, that I'm going to propose to you by nearly choking you to death." That's like to me, the absolute least romantic thing ever and I, personally would probably say no to any guy that tried that on me.
     
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  25. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    kidnap her and some random stranger and put her in a complex trap and tell her that the only key is hidden in the stomach of the stranger lying next to her and if she wants to live she has to cut it out in the next 90 seconds or the complex trap will go off and she'll die and so she cuts into the stranger and finds the key but surprise its not a key its a ring!
     
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