JCC what would be the least romantic way to propose to someone?

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    it think it's at a mcdonalds drive-thru, after the kid in the window hands you your drinks but before they hand you your food. and then you just kind of turn, but you don't quite look her in the eye. and you say, "so bitch, ya wanna lock this down?" and then you gesture toward your abs.
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  2. DarthMak Force Ghost

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    Walking in on them in the bathroom and asking while they are going number 2.
  3. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    "So, how'd you like to have the power to sign a DNR for me in the event that I'm incapacitated?"
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  4. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  5. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    "Fancy going down to the courthouse to get fewer rights than we would get if you were a girl?"
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  6. JackG Force Ghost

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    At their funeral.
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  7. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    Click on JCF user you don't really know, click "Start a Conversation".

    Put "Will you marry me?" in the conversation title.

    In the body of the conversation, let her/him know how lonely and desperate you are. Include way too much personal info, especially the parts about you being a severely depressed virgin and recluse with recurring bouts of cancer. Tell her/him you'll settle for anyone at this point.

    Don't forget to mention your post and likes count.

    Finish it off by posting this pic of you:
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    More serious answer:

    As part of a financial, political or any other loveless power grab. I can think of much worse, but that would probably ruin the humor of this thread.

    I kept trying to think of funny little scenarios like tom's, but I just kept realizing that they would be kinda romantic.

    We need a "most romantic way to propose" thread.
  8. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Proposing in the middle of a wrestling/boxing/mma ring. I'm a wrestling/MMA fan, but yeah, there's nothing romantic to me about such a proposal.
  9. Debo Chosen One

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    Do it during a film like City Slickers 2 without taking your eyes off the TV screen.
  10. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Get really drunk on Hawaiian Punch and cheap gin, and then throw up on your beloved's white shirt. When they complain, say, "Quit yer bitchin'. Let's just get hitched, and then I'll own half anyway. You can have the clean half every other day."
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  11. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Do what I did. Knock her up and cave to the pressure from her nincompoop family. Say, "Ok, let's ******* get married next week."

    I didn't work out too well, but I couldn't be happier.
  12. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Ringside at a cock fight.
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  14. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    A coworker of mine's boyfriend did it by asking her to get him a beer from the fridge. The can of beer had the engagement ring on it.
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  15. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    During the rape scene in Blue Velvet.

    Possible substitution: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
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  16. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    a certain user had a certain method that i found very lovely involving a certain bruno mars song and which i now always tell people about every time a bruno mars song is on the radio and someone's in the car with me

    this of course goes under most and not least romantic
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  17. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    step yo rape scene game up, son. Irréversible. monica bellucci gets sodomized into a coma by a gay french gangster in one like 10 minute shot. google it, learn it, love it (actually dont love it)

    flipside of this - charlotte gainsbourg pulverizing willem defoe's balls and then rapes him in lars von trier's Antichrist

    i once boned down on a woman (once the tears had dried) after watching schindlers list (first time for either of us) with her in her apartment. just puttin that out into the world...
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  18. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    I almost said that one. The face bashing scene would be a good one too.
  19. tom Chosen One

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    wait first time watching schindler's list or...?
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  20. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    first time schindler's. not first time boning down (that would be depressing)
  21. EHT New Films Manager

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    Yeah, nothing gets you into the mood like a hot viewing of Schindler's List.
  22. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    Same as tom but in the drive-thru of Jack in the Box.
  23. hudzu Chosen One

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    hide the ring in her bowl of froot loops
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  24. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    I hate the 'hide the ring in the food/drink' deal. It's like, "honey, I love you so much, that I'm going to propose to you by nearly choking you to death." That's like to me, the absolute least romantic thing ever and I, personally would probably say no to any guy that tried that on me.
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  25. hudzu Chosen One

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    kidnap her and some random stranger and put her in a complex trap and tell her that the only key is hidden in the stomach of the stranger lying next to her and if she wants to live she has to cut it out in the next 90 seconds or the complex trap will go off and she'll die and so she cuts into the stranger and finds the key but surprise its not a key its a ring!
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