JCC what would be the least romantic way to propose to someone?

Ended quite happily. "Happily" in this case meaning "without the sweet release of murder-suicide".

 

"Ended" as in divorced ?

 

She started seeing other men while we were still engaged. I was able to get the ring back. eBay'd it and used the money as a down payment for my mustang.

 

Nice.

 

"Well, I was thinking, and I realized, you're not the worst option . . . "

 

I have been thinking a lot about this. What if you got a custom tire with a tread that read "Marry me?" Then all you have to do is make sure you leave clear enough tire tracks for them to make it out.

 

No.

And stop digging up old threads.

 

"You win."

 

"Marry me...now bite the pillow, I'm going in dry."

 

Propose while your foot in soaking in an epsom salt bath because you are having a gout flare-up

 

did that happen to you?

 

Yep.

 

well, it does say in sickness and in health