What would Bender do?

Discussion in 'Archive: SF&F: Films and Television' started by Everton, Jan 8, 2006.

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  1. Everton Chosen One

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    Okay the premise of this thread is simple.

    This is Bender:

    [image=http://www.foxwelldrive.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bender.jpg]

    One person states a simple situation that Bender might find himself in - it can be from any sci-fi / fantasy TV show or movie - and the next person replies with how they think he might react, what he might do. They are then free to pose the next scenario... and so on and so on.

    Try and keep it funny, and not dirty. ;)

    ...

    Okay I'll start.

    Bender is shocked to find that he is alone on a deep space mining vessel after the entire crew had been subjected to a lethal dose of Cadmium II radiation.

    EDIT: Locked because I have a better idea.
  2. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    He would drink booze, fraternize with fembots, gamble, and steal.
  3. ObiWan506 Former Head Admin

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    Aug 5, 2003
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    That'll probably be the answer to practically any situation Bender is in.

    :p
  4. Everton Chosen One

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    [face_frustrated] Possibly yes, so it takes a bit of creativity, that's all.

    He would take any gold that had been mined and get himself a golden metal ass.

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    Bender is shocked to find himself face to face with the Cigarette Smoking Man.
  5. Darth_Omega Force Ghost

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    May 19, 2002
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    At least tell me that Fry 'survived' as a hologram :p Sorry couldn't resist.
  6. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    He would smoke cigars with him and talk about killing all humans.
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