Okay the premise of this thread is simple. This is Bender: [image=http://www.foxwelldrive.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bender.jpg] One person states a simple situation that Bender might find himself in - it can be from any sci-fi / fantasy TV show or movie - and the next person replies with how they think he might react, what he might do. They are then free to pose the next scenario... and so on and so on. Try and keep it funny, and not dirty. ... Okay I'll start. Bender is shocked to find that he is alone on a deep space mining vessel after the entire crew had been subjected to a lethal dose of Cadmium II radiation. EDIT: Locked because I have a better idea.