What Would Darth Do (Episode II) - Local Group Contest

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EPISODE 2: What would Darth do if he were an officer on the USS Enterprise?

No Trek bashing please.

Darth Vader: I want my star destroyer... ehem.. umm.. i mean... i want the USS enterprise out of this asteroid field..

"Commander Data... didnt i create you in watto's workshop?"

"Apology accepted Engineer Scotty, the Emperor wants his luggage delivered on time" - as a Force choked transporter operator drops dead

"Lt. Uhura, i want you to change your hair, perhaps tied into buns would be nice, but keep the short skirt,"

"i want the whole ship painted really dark, put the Death Star superlaser in place of the front dish, i want the engines flattened and install solar panels, then rename it to the USS Executor"

"Dr Crusher, you mean to tell me that Wesley is also my son?!?! he's even more annoyingly whiny than my no good farm-boy son luke!"

Darth: *does the asthma thing* aahhh.. its great to be an officer of the USS enterp... *gasps* Dr, Spock! what the heck is Harry Potter doing here??

Spock: well my lord, since your part of the crew of the enterprise, we decided to admit other enterprise crews wannabes..

Harry Potter: Hello Dark Lord! I'm here as the medical officer..

Darth: yeah yeah.. i guess it would be all ri... what the..?!? What is Agent Scully doing here??

Scully: umm.. i want revenge to those aliens who abducted me..

darth: sheesh! and i presume gollum is here?

gollum: yesssss... rights you are my lord

darth: *jumped as gollum appeared from nowhere*

gollum: we woulds be the ones to protects the crewsss by using my precioussss...

darth: *rolls eyes* why am i not surprised? oh well then, carry on.. i'll just sit on the the captains chair and give orders...

(darth moves towards the captain's chair, but then someone is sitting on it)

darth: and who are you?!?!

clark kent: me? oh, im superman, and im your captain..

(then darth had an asthma attack)

LOL @ AJ.

Would this be Kirk's, Picard's, or Archer's Enterprise? ay mali, Enterprise NX-01 pala yung kay Archer. Wala pang UFS nun... <closet Trekkie >

*In the warp chamber"
Spock: *gasps* "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few..."

Darth: "What the hell, I'll just put you out of your misery" *Force-chokes Spock*

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Darth: "Deanna Troi, your thoughts betray you. Refrain from thinking dirty thoughts about Commander Riker while on duty."

Shet nakakahiyang typo. *UFP not UFS. grrr...

closet trekkie! call the bounty hunters!

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continuation of trick-of-the-light's post:

Deanna Troi: And you, Vader, stop thinking dirty thoughts about me, too.

Technically she wouldn't be able to read Vader's thoughts since she's an empath, not a telepath Peace Prof Sky!

oh well, kasi si vader talaga, pinapahiwatig niya ang kanyang feelings para kay counselor troi. hahahaha!

nyak. talagang trek ignoramus aketch. and proud of it!

here's my entry


Darth Vader will say :
(complains.)

What!!! I'm only an officer?
i 'm the only guy who wears different here and im the guy who has the cape....i should be the Captain!


Darth VAder inside the Holo deck:

"Computer..switch to Pod Racing!"




-azrael.....

Vader: "It's mine!!!"

Picard: "No, it's mine... I brought it at a store near the quadrant!"

Vader: "No way! Mos Eisley isn't in that quadrant, and besides, we own that planet, along with everything in it!"

Picard: "Nuh-uh! You're in my ship, and I'm the Captain, so you do what I say, and I say, that's mine!"



Picard grabs the Pledge can Vader was holding on to.



Vader: "Hey, I'm not finished polishing my armor with that!"

Picard: "I don't care... it's mine."



Jean-Luc starts polishing his head.

"Captain Picard never told you what happend to your Maker..."

"i believe, given the entire evidence at hand, that it was you, who sent my Maker into bankruptcy...."

"no, Data.....I, am your Maker...."

"........i beleive....i am feeling, what humans reffer to as....a strong emotion - associated with either, great loss, or disbelief in the recent information you have supplied....or both..."

"ok, so i WAS going to offer you the second in command job......but i dont think the Stormtroopers could wait so long for your orders....."



(hello all from Australia! .....just passing through and couldnt help joining in .....i'm, on my "around the World in 80 Treads" tour.......cant stop long, got many other stops across the globe to make yet!......be well! ...bye!)

(btw.... May the Force be with You! Må Kraften vara med dig! Möge die Macht mit dir sein!
Que la Force soit avec toi! ¡Que la Fuerza te acompañe! Che la Forza sia con te!
Que a força esteja contigo! Olkoon Voima kanssanne! Niech Moc bedzie z Toba ! -- a special thanks to the most honourable Starfish, for the use of their siggy!)

hahaha! thanks for dropping by, arcticfox, that was a cool entry. and may the Force be with you on your global journeys.

p.s. so ano na ang Tagalog translation ng MTFBWY!?!?

MTFBWY in tagalog is MaTaFaBaWaYa


or in full

Mapasaiyo ang Pwersa sa Sarili mo!

You can check it out here.

"Mr Spock, knowledge of the Force does not require pinching of any sort to subdue one's opponents.... BTW, how do you do that finger thingie with the Vulcan greeting?"


"Space... The final frontier... heck, I can get the hang of this! Are you sure you don't want to hire a brutha to be your next captain? I can do without the communicator provided I have an empath on the other end..."