While we're waiting for Mr. Stompie (heeheeh) to judge Episode II, let's start Episode III.

WHAT WOULD DARTH DO IF HE ATTENDED A MCDONALD'S CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

Heeheeeh.

 

"The Fries are strong in this one..."

"Obi Wan never told you how many fries I had..."

"I obviously cannot be the father of all of you..."

"Join me, and together we will Supersize the galaxy!"

"We meet again, funny looking, red haired, big footed man... and you know what they say about those with big feet..."

"This birthday party cannot compare with the power of the... um, yes, I'd like fries with that please..."

 

Ummmmm... isn't Darth Vader actually afraid of clowns?

 

If Vader's joining the games, he'll probably win Pin the Tail on the Eopie, Bring Me (he uses the Force), Trip to Dagobah (would you play against him?), The Assault Gunboat is Sinking... and he's a safe bet to win the palayok game if he uses his lightsaber.

 

He'll probably take off Grimace's costume because he want's to see him in his own eyes...

 

could you imagine a Hasbro action figure called:


"Party Hat Vader"

 

he'll slaughter them like animals.

 

he will teach Hamburgular the dark arts

 

as darth enters the party with matching imperial march sounds...

Darth: the force is strong in this party.

children: *chorus answer* we know...

Darth: i sense the good side of the force outweighs the darkside in this room...

children: we know...

Darth: how could you kids know? i don't sense the force on all of you.

children: it's becoz Yoda's the one who's celebrating his birthday.

Darth: what?!?!

then darth finally took a glimpse of a greenman with pointed ears sitting on Ronald Mcdonald's lap.

Darth: NOOOOO!!!! get away from him Yoda!

Yoda: but why? sit on mcdonald's lap, i will.

Darth: that's not Mcdonald, thats Michael Jackson!

then for the first time in Yoda's history... he felt fear...

 

Master Aids, would it be okay to include these posts in the website's humor section?

 

Darth would feel lonely because nobody wants to play with him on the playground...

 

If Darth Vader joins the Parlor games,will he let the Wookie win?The mighty Chewbacca might not stand a chance if Vader doesn't play fair.He(3x)

 

He'd probably Force-choke the annoying McDonald's party host. I know I would...

And he'll win in the pabitin because he's so gosh darned tall.