What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Ep III?

yoda farting...and it'll most likely happen accroding to motee...

 

I would walk out only if they ruined the Anakin/Vader character. However, the only movie where I was tempted to walk out was Batman and Robin, so if I can stay through that I can watch anything.

 

I sat through Batman and Robin for laughs. But I understand your disgust. I have only walked out on three movies. Screamers, Wild Wild West, and TombRaider2 ( when she punched the Shark I said "Awe, $#!t" got up and walked out. People laughed when I did it but they should have followed me. )

What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Ep III?

At this point, nothing.

 

If Michael Jackson shows up to "care" for the Skywalker children.

 

To jediknightob1: you said that yours is not a humour thread why would you mention Celine Dion?

 

yoda farting...and it'll most likely happen accroding to motee...

Really? I was under the impression that rumor had been debunked.

 

I walked out of Batman & Robin, cussing at the top of my lungs. I couldn't handle Ah-nold singing....I was like don't shush me, this movie sucks!

I don't think it's possible for me to walk outta RotS, but if Sidious is bad because he's possesed by a ghost, I'm walking out & going straight to Darth Howell III & spoiler_beast homes to commit some murders. I'll just have to pay again to see the rest of the movie.

 

"If Michael Jackson shows up to "care" for the Skywalker children. "

ha ha ha ha...

I wouldnt walk out at all...I will love it no matter what...I have been wawiting for it for so long...there is no way it could be bad...

 

Nothing. I hardly doubt this movie will have many if any (Ha, I rhyme!) faults.

 

If some individual who is obsessed with me sits next to me in the theater.

And I can't see his hands the whole time.

 

Every time I started to stand up to leave Van Helsing, something else would happen to reassure me that I was seeing one of the worst movies of all time, and eventually it just turned into a point and laugh and vomit session. How a filmmaker can make something that awful and putrid is totally beyond me. Stephen Sommers should not be allowed to touch another script for the rest of his life, or a camera for that matter.

As for Episode III? Yeah right. This movie will rule.

 

Yep, you should leave cause I'll be demanding that you explain to everyone in the theater about your Spy-cam & Sith spirit possesion theories. You won't want to, & you'll leave, hopefully to go on & make a fan-film of RotS.

 

If jar jar started narrating the movie, I would leave.

 

Nothing in the movie right now could make me walk out. It would have to be something done by someone else in the theater.

 

Nobody, hear me, will walk out even if George Lucas is in ROTS.

 

Seeing this thread again and again...

 

If the power in the theatre fails!

Then I would quip; "I KNEW I should have waited for the DVD!"

True story, this actually happened to me during "Hannibal." Got some laughs and hung out with some cool people afterwards!

 

That's ironic, he has a cameo.

 

Thats what some people said when AOTC came out: The movie can have no faults, no matter what its going to be better than the Phantom Menace. Well, I won't walk out on history, but its failure is complete. No matter what happens with this movie, the prequels have already been branded a failure by many. Why would the director of the Hitchhiker something movie that comes out before E-3 would say that he is not worried at all by the E-3 movie? Back in the day, movies trembled just by hearing the name star wars. Sadly, it has become to big and bureaucratic, corrupted of its true ideals of action ,adventure, and mystery. Will I walk out like some fans did the movie before? No! Will I see it more than once? No! Will I see it on opening day? NO. I will buy all those goodies on April 2 and the video game on May 5th, but to watch the movie I'll wait a couple weeks. GL is consistent, and he will do the same thing he did with AOTC, bad editing/cutting, cheesey low grade effects (yeah they'll be a bunch, but it will look like crap), stilted dialogue, and the like. The jedi's are frauds, and the sith is a joke. All this is, is corrupting politics, private business standing up to bad government practices, and the overinflated story of a boy, who becomes a man, tries to save the galaxy, but ends up conqueing it like a dictator.

 

Cin Drallig going out like a *****.

Captain Tarpals returns.

Grievouth hath a lithp.

Artoo scratching his dome.

Threepio scratching his crotch.

Palpatine and Sidious are clones.

Shmi returning to pull the Monty Python "Not dead yet" bit.

Obnoxious people who keep talking through the movie.

Boba Fett hitting puberty and *discovering* himself.

Qui-Gon is discovered to be Anakin's father.

Too much CG.

Too little CG.

Obi-Wan is discovered as being Anakin's father.

Yoda farting.

Anakin keeping Dooku's head as a trophy in a bowling bag.

Sio Bibble crying about how unfair life is.

Grievous changing his own oil.

Owen is discovered as being Anakin's father.

Kamino becomes Hoth.

 

Damn somebody is unhappy.

 

A cameo by Cameo.

 

^ Word Up

 

If I was sitting next to vong333 during the movie, I might walk out. Actually, if he was in the same theater, I'd probably walk out. Actually if he lived within a 180-mile radius, I'd probably hop states to go see the movie.

Sorry pal, but I hate the haters.

 

Don't hate the haters, hate the game.