What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Ep III?

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith' started by JediKnightOB1, Feb 22, 2003.

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  1. sithlard Jedi Knight

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    I would get mad and actually walk out if it turned into a porno film. Whether you like that genre of film or not, it does not belong in Star Wars.

    I'd probably sit there shocked at first, and if it kept going I'd definitely be disappointed that Lucas turned into a perve and I'd walk out.

    However, there are many things that would disappoint me and/or make me not like the film, but not necessarily make me walk out:

    1) Various characters of Sesame Street, Fragile Rock or The Muppet Show making cameos and/or having a prominent role in the film.

    2) Turning it into a musical.

    3) Yoda farting.

    4) Anakin and Obi-Wan busting out into a tap dance routine during the duel.

    Eh, you get the picture. Anything that doesn't fit, basically.
  2. Wesyeed Jedi Youngling

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    Porn is a genre? Sci-fi's a genre, but porn... Porn's..well... it's.. Well I wouldn't call the whole thing one big genre.
  3. Yoda-on_Cancer_cell Jedi Youngling

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  4. darth_grievous1 Force Ghost

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    1) Some one who brings in a little baby who cries when ever a lightsaber is swung

    2) Some people who start chatting it up when it gets to a boring part.

    3) The n00b in the front row who stnads up when their leg cramps up.


    Actually, I wouldn't leave. I would kill them and stay fro the next show...
  5. DarthScubbles Force Ghost

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    1) Sids a clone
    2) Padme a clone
    3) Anakin a clone
    4) Jar Jar is really Anakin's father.
  6. Yoda-on_Cancer_cell Jedi Youngling

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    chatting it up when it gets to a boring part

    Are we discussing the same film?

    BORING PART?
  7. MrC123 Jedi Master

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    I'm with Sithlard on the SW musical thing. That would be worse than turning AOTC into Attack of the Jar Jars, where instead of Jango being cloned, Jar Jar was. Yep, a SW musical would be worse than millions of Jar Jar's.
  8. ___Obi-1___ Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_plain]


    I'd never walk out the theater...

    If it sucks, someone will have to carry my DEAD body...
  9. darth_grievous1 Force Ghost

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    BORING PART?

    Well, maybe not in this one, but some parts of AOTC and TPM were boring. I was bored on Tattoine.

    Oh, yeah: I would definately walk out if they had the Star Wars kid in the movie....
  10. neutralsideforce Jedi Master

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    At present teenagers ignore everything going around and they go to theatres to have sex and yell. They also skip movie by movie, I've seen it. They think nobody cares.
  11. Joedi Jedi Knight

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    Two words: CGI erection
  12. JediStryker Jedi Master

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    Porn is a genre? Sci-fi's a genre, but porn... Porn's..well... it's.. Well I wouldn't call the whole thing one big genre.

    Porn is an industry, with several genres.

    Anywho, the only thing that could make me walk out is the audience. If they're annoying or playing with lightsabers during the movie or something, I would leave.

    That's why I don't see these movies on opening day. I wait at least a week, usually. Spider-Man 2 was my only exception and while I loved the movie, the audience made me regret going on opening night.
  13. neutralsideforce Jedi Master

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    I would lava if I see chick teenagers showing! Dame gasolina!
  14. jasman Administrator Emeritus

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    Well, I read the first page and this page but didn't read anything in between.

    There is absolutely no way I would walk out of the movie, not after the spoilers I've seen. It's going to be awesome.

    And BTW, there was one Steven Segal movie that I really enjoyed . . . Executive Decision!

    (Of course, his character died in the first 10 minutes!)
  15. JediStryker Jedi Master

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    That's what made that a good movie, jasman!
  16. Mustafar_Knights Jedi Knight

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    I will honestly walk out of the theatre if Palpatine isn't Sidious {which it is basically 99.9% confirmed that he is, but still}, if he turns out to be some thousand year old Sith Lord and/or Darth Bane, or if Lucas does anything else to make the galaxy seem incredibly small {ala Anakin making Threepio}. Other than that, I can sit through anything. Although, the way that it's turning out, I think this movie will be fine.
  17. Shadow_sith11 Jedi Knight

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    "I won't walk out, but I'll have a stroke if I hear:

    "Lord Vader"

    "yesss, my master."

    "Rise."

    "yippee!"




    And Bob, I know exactly how you feel. I think the reason I keep watching the PT is that the good parts are very good (or at least very cool), but the bad parts are really groaners."


    Haha, yeah, the infamous little Anakin "yipeee!"

    Me and my friend Chris were talking about making a satire version TPM, dubbing over Jake Loyd's voice with JEJ.

  18. Shadow_sith11 Jedi Knight

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    and another thing that might make me want to walk out is if Jar Jar says the words "mouy muoy" again.

    Speaking of that... (tries not to giggle) one time when I was watching AOTC on dvd, when Jar Jar said muoy muoy, I I set it to start over two seconds earlier. So Jar Jar was left in an infinite loop

    "Muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy muoy..."
  19. Darth-Mule Jedi Master

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    If Baron Papanoida pulled down his trousers and bent over to expose a big hairy blue butt with a pair of red lips tattoed onto the left cheek...

    Well, I probably wouldn't be mad, but I'd definitely get very sick...
  20. sithforcemaster Jedi Knight

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    LOL these posts.

    Get real. Episode III is the LAST Star Wars movie and will be the biggest movie of the summer.

    The only thing that will make ANY of you walk out of this flick will be the ushers - minutes after the end credits have ENDED and they are attempting to pry your hot rear ends from the theater seats with crowbars.

  21. Reboscale Jedi Master

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    I don't know if I would leave... but why can I picture GL having Padme say "Help me Baron Papanoida, your our only hope."
    *shudders*
  22. sithforcemaster Jedi Knight

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    Ugh. now that would truly suck.
  23. darthfuel Jedi Youngling

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    gls cameo or his bad directing...
  24. sithforcemaster Jedi Knight

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    a GL cameo could most DEFINATELY be the one dealbreaker!!! :rolleyes: [face_sick] :_|
  25. PaplooTheory Force Ghost

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    4) Anakin and Obi-Wan busting out into a tap dance routine during the duel.


    WHAT!?!?! I think this would literally make me cheer! I'd be the single coolest moment in any film.


    Dance-offs RULE!



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