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TFA What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy (Released Films)' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

    Jan 26, 2003
    Here we go again. For those of you that remember, I created several threads like this in the past and each of them had more than 1,500 posts. The three threads were...

    What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode II?
    What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode III?
    What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Indy IV?

    You may be humorous, witty, sarcastic, honest... but say something.

    So here we go...

    What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

    Ewoks!!! If I see one Ewok, I am leaving.
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  2. KilroyMcFadden

    KilroyMcFadden Jedi Knight star 3

    Oct 31, 2012
    If there is even a hint of any of the issues the plagued the PT (horrible dialog, unlikely situations, bad internal logic, Midichlorians, terrible CGI, etc.) I will not even ask for my money back. I will wash my hands of all things Star Wars forever.
  3. DarthRuss

    DarthRuss Jedi Youngling

    Sep 26, 2004
    • Another GunGun that speaks a like thisa. Nooooooo.
    • Han and Leia are not dead in the first half hour.
    • If I see Lando without a mustache.
    • If they even mention Luke and Leia kissing.
    • If they rename the kids from what they are in the EU.
    • The return of the Emperor as a clone or spirit.
    • The return of any Jedi from the PT.
    • Another Death Star.
    • Another GunGun at all.
    • Anakin in any form other than his Grandson Anakin Solo.
    • Any reference to the blasted Midi-chlorians.
    • Stale acting or talk of government finances in any form.
    Shall I go on?[face_alien]
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  4. aesium

    aesium Jedi Master star 2

    May 31, 2004
    I don't think I'd walk out for any reason. However, I would have a hard time going to the theater in the first place if Disney tries to make Episode VII happen shortly after the events of RotJ with a younger crew trying to replace Mark, Harrison, and Carrie.

    Edit: Actually, I would have a hard time if the main three are even considered for main characters.
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  5. PrincessKenobi

    PrincessKenobi New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

    Aug 12, 2000
    Honestly the only thing I can think of would never happen so I'm good. Because I don't think they'll ever turn Star Wars into a Human Centipede movie.
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    DARTHKANISS Jedi Master star 1

    Sep 8, 2004
    Anything about being Green and saving the environment messages.
  7. StampidHD280pro

    StampidHD280pro Jedi Master star 4

    Jul 28, 2005
  8. Jedsithor

    Jedsithor Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Oct 1, 2005
    The death of Jar Jar Binks. Seriously. If that were to happen I'd walk out.
  9. Boba_Fat83

    Boba_Fat83 Jedi Master star 2

    Feb 22, 2004
    In reality....Nothing
    However a dubstep themed environmental message sung by Jar Jar's Jedi master brother would be pretty terrible...unless...he has 3 ended light-sabre that he used with his feet while standing on his head
  10. Spazmatron

    Spazmatron Jedi Padawan star 3

    Sep 19, 2012
    Return of palpatine

    The flood from Halo or whatever the heck that stupid alien race was that attacked the galaxy in those silly post ROTJ books. Belongs in Halo, not Star Wars ty very much.

    and probably some others..

    Edit: oh and if we see the nightsisters... oh dear
  11. StampidHD280pro

    StampidHD280pro Jedi Master star 4

    Jul 28, 2005
    Nightsisters are pretty kickass, I think. Witches instead of Sith. Makes sense to me!
  12. Foltliss

    Foltliss Jedi Padawan star 2

    Nov 19, 2010
    I would walk out of the theater if the existing post-RotJ canon was obliterated. Although they'd probably warn us of little things like that beforehand, if only through scrapping post-FotJ projects that no longer match the canon.
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

    Aug 19, 2003
    If the 20th Centruy Fox fanfare isn't blaring before "A Long Time Ago..." I am outta there...
  14. mavjade

    mavjade It's so FLUFFY! Fanfic Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

    Sep 10, 2005
    Honestly, I don't think there is anything they would actually do that would make me walk out of a theater, it's pretty hard to make me that angry. I've never walked out of a movie and I've seen some pretty bad ones. Even if there are things I don't like, it will be new Star Wars and for that, I will watch every single one of them, probably multiple times.
  15. David_Skywalker01

    David_Skywalker01 Jedi Master star 3

    Nov 30, 2006
    Somthing that ruins the PT or the OT, like Palpy returning.
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  16. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

    Sep 2, 2012
    For good or for bad, I'm watching the whole thing.
  17. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

    Aug 9, 2002
    An in-joke that attempts to "apologize" for Jar Jar.
  18. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

    Oct 31, 2012
    If we get to the end of the film and they roll credits, I'm walking out.
  19. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

    Mar 10, 2004
    If Han Solo shows up and starts dancing to Gangnam Style... I might walk out.
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  20. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

    Mar 14, 2004
    i watched each of the prequels until they were over. clearly there is nothing that could get me to walk out of a star wars movie.
  21. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

    Jul 13, 2008
    Oh, so you're okay with other dances, then?
  22. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Jul 10, 1998
    I'll walk out if they DON'T make it into a Human Centipede movie.

    I *might* stay for an Ewok Centipede movie though, that's kind of kinky.
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  23. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Force Ghost star 7

    Apr 14, 2009
    The lights go down, the audience goes silent, the Disney logo pops up to many cheers. And then the first scene of all new Star Wars turns out to be...


    That is when I would walk out.
  24. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

    Sep 2, 2012
    No matter how much this affects the Post ROTJ EU I will watch it. As long as nothing like the ending of The Force Unleashed 2 happens. I'm assuming that there will mostly be new characters so I don't have to worry about that unless they ruin Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Lando or the droids or something just as bad. I can ignore TFU2 easily but an actual movie will be be impossible to ignore.
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  25. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

    Jan 26, 2003
    Kudos!!! You guys are RAWKn' this thread!!!
    It's good to be back, sure feels good to hear from many of our old friends and hopefully new ones.
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