Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. EHT New Films Manager

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    Pretty much this for me as well...
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  2. awesomejedi Jedi Master

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    I would walk out if there was cursing in it.
  3. Darth Myon Jedi Knight

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    !. If JAR JAR comes back
    2. If there are NOT ewoks ... (and they blink)... Yub Yub!!!
    3. If JJ Abrams Directs it
    4. If Michele Bay Directs
    5. If the EU is Completely destroyed and not recognized in any way...

    I'm getting the hell out of there while screaming and throwing my popcorn at the screen.
  4. awesomejedi Jedi Master

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    I would be horribly upset if Justin Beiber, Zach Efron, Miley Cyrus, or Honey boo boo, was in it, but I wouldn't walk out.
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  5. Sara_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    I'd walk out if they fail to remain true to the old films. I want a real sequel, not a reboot of what someone thinks Star Wars would be if it was just being released now.
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  6. backdeskproductions Force Ghost

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    To be honest, I hate the whole idea of new Sith. If there are any new "Sith" then that does it for me. Dark Jedi is fine. The Sith cannot return.
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  7. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    Posted this in the "Fear" thread:

    Justin Bieber, Shia Lebouf, Lady Gaga, Backstreet Boys, Robert Pattenson, ashton Kucther, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus . . . any Kardashian.

    Anyone of those "actors" or pop stars making an appearance would piss me off the face of this earth.
    Last edited by Echo-07, Nov 9, 2012
  8. ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Grand Master

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    Then don't go - because the EU is being put to rest.
  9. ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, the Sith, or the Empire, returning would nullify Anakin's noble sacrifice.

    A new threat is needed.

    Though a non-Sith fallen Jedi or a small Imperial Remnant as a secondary villain would be good.
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  10. ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Grand Master

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    Dude, you are really going out on a limb to look for things to worry about.

    None of these are remotely possible - with the exception of Pattinson, but even that is stretching it.

    The kid has had his fill of franchises and boosted his career from it.

    LaBeouf is not a box office draw and would almost certainly bring disapproval from Lucas. The little punk is a loud mouth attention seeker with zero respect for anybody.
  11. TryWhistlingThis Jedi Grand Master

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    Blues Brothers 2000 starts playing instead of Star Wars Episode 7.
  12. ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Grand Master

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    Do you mean profanity?
  13. princessnikki Jedi Master

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    It would have to reach the point of dancing Gungan's doing the Can Can and the bad guy being unveiled in a Scooby Doo style unmasking at the end of the movie for me to never go see a Star Wars film again!

    Some how I don't think it will be this bad, so I don't picture myself walking out when it is finally released.
  14. Moog Force Ghost

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    Based on this thread it sounds like quite a few people will be walking out.

    Based on my experience of Star Wars fans nobody really will (although they might claim they did if 'popular opinion' turns against the film).
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  15. NeoBaggins Jedi Grand Master

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    If it's set in the Clone War era and has no John Williams soundtrack.
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  16. cbagmjg Force Ghost

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    A Gungan protagonist. But if that was the case I probably wouldn't see it in the first place, so its a moot point.
  17. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    LOL

    Dude, I've seen worse. Some people are already lamenting the fact that the FOX fanfare will be missing. LOL

    I answered the question -- having these people cast is remote but possible. I don't want them or the BIG 3 to be recast younger OR to be CG younger a la the Tron FAIL.
  18. ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Grand Master

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    The old speculation and the like has wondered in the realms of bizarre, all right!!! :)
  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I just saw this one. [face_laugh]

    Trying to imagine Pattinson with blue skin...
  20. darksideyesplease Force Ghost

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    someone brought up Shia last night in a thread and i wanted to mention, when they thought about making more IJ movies with him as the lead character, then he went and got arrested for the 1,000th time and then GL came out with a quote about something like, yeah that won't happen, it's Harrison or nobody. I don't remember the exact quote but I do remember the Shia rumor and then he pretty much ruined it for himself with his many actions outside the set.

    Blue skin that sparkles?
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  21. KED12345 Force Ghost

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    If Honey Boo Boo was in a Hutt outfit, I'd probably laugh and give the movie a 10/10 based on that alone.
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  22. Lord Tyrannus Jedi Master

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    I would walk out if Robert Pattinson, Taylor lautner, or kristen stewart are in it. I would cry like a baby and scream "NOOOOOOOOO"!!!!!!!!!!

    In the theaters, and I would ask for my money back......
  23. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Ewww. [face_laugh]
  24. Lord Tyrannus Jedi Master

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    You can say that again....
  25. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    "Then I'll see you in hell!"
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