ST What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

If any of the Baldwin brothers are in this movie, I am out of there.

 

If it tries too hard to be a western. Star Wars isn't a western. Star Wars is a fantasy, a hero's journey, a struggle between democracy and dictatorship, good and evil, etc.

 

If the movie resembles anything to do with the prequels!!!!!! Nah just kidding they weren't that bad?

 

Ramza... why have you done this? I was laughing so hard I fell over! I do have to say, if Harrison can still move like that now, kudos to him

 

I'm just kidding the prequel trilogy was good, however in TFA I don't want there to be a secret villain! That would really bug me.

 

If budget cuts mean the story has been reimagined as a Rom Com set in present day New York, with Daisy Ridley playing a neurotic writer for a fashion magazine, and John Boyega is a wisecracking lady's man who tries to woo her to win a bet.

 

If this film isn't Episode II and Episode V mashed together, I'm gone.

 

If the movie ends with an homage to "National Lampoon's Vacation," with Finn and Rey slo-mo running towards Luke's secret home (while the Chariots Of Fire theme plays in the background), only to be greeted by an animatronic moose saying, "Sorry, folks! We're closed for two weeks to clean and repair Luke's favorite hideaway. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!"

 

If we have most of the GOT cast in this film (lol), and no Peter Dinklage playing Han Solo's son.

 

If there is unnecessary cgi I am out of there!

 

If they decide to play circus music over the end credits instead of the Star Wars theme.

 

If George Lucas doesn't have a cameo as Baron Papanoida, I'm going out the nearest window. Obi-Wan style!

 

That's not even accurate to the current spoilers.

 

I smell a comic series coming

Star Wars: Papanoida

 

Why not go all out?

Star Wars - Anthology - Papanoida Don't Preach

 

Cyborg Luke. Which isn't going to happen, but still.

 

I thought you knew everything already, Jason from ITG....

 

I don't think I'll have to walk out...I'm already so pissed that I doubt I'm going to see it, and support its existence. Current rumors, which are much more than rumors at this point, have me so disgusted at the horrible writing and decision-making for this film...I don't think I can possibly entertain the idea of going to see it.

 

If there's anything related to time-travels or multiverses.
Unsustainable.
Plagueis would be a big downer too.

 

Just wondering, why post to a forum about a film you don't intend to see?

 

So, you did what was natural and joined a forum to talk about that which disgusts you.

 

If you took the time to sign up and post on an Episode 7 forum, you'll be there opening weekend.

 

Looks like I have to go join the 50 Shades of Grey forum now



Kidding aside....what disgusts you exactly? And how do you know what the writing is like?

 

I'd love to hear your ideal vision for the sequel trilogy

 

You are aware Boba Fett, one of the most iconic SW characters, is a western cowboy/bounty hunter? Ben Burtt even added the jingling sound effects of spurs when he walks.