Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. Cantina Bassist Jedi Master

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    I made a parody flick of Empire in class when I was in junior high. Lando was gay as all hell in it.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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  2. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    Olsen twins. Or Miley Cyrus.
  3. THE PortmanLuvva Jedi Master

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    Police sirens like they have in the Clone Wars?? Ugh.. Noo thankyou:mad:
  4. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    If every single character was played by a muppet. Actually that might be interesting.
  5. Julius Vernon Jedi Grand Master

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    If any actors are from Survivor, American Idol, etc...
  6. smallpaul Force Ghost

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    Michelle Obama showing up and giving a PSA about the importance of healthy eating in the galaxy.
  7. -NaTaLie- Force Ghost

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    I can see how Episode VII is going to satisfy everyone [face_laugh]
  8. LANDO_ROCKS Force Ghost

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    For the record, I was joking.

    :lol:
  9. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    Try this one regarding Lando and his sexuality. :confused:
  10. ForceJumpAnakin Force Ghost

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    When the words "The End" appears.
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  11. calcmandan Jedi Knight

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    Seeing Jar Jar Binks would set my temper a flaming. seeing the core eu characters would do it too.

    What I would like to see is a new story with new characters and an epic lightsaber battle at the end. Easy as that. I would tolerate a force ghost of Luke or something

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  12. DV75 Force Ghost

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    No. No. and......No.

    No *new* Gungans; no old Gungans.

    Nothing.
  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    What about dead Gungans?
  14. DV75 Force Ghost

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    Not even dead Gungans.

    Not even a mere mention of that pathetic race. They made the Ewoks look more cool.
  15. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I didn't like the Ewoks either. I refuse to believe that teddy bears defeated the empire.
  16. THE PortmanLuvva Jedi Master

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    I agree that they made a contribution to defeating the empire but, for want of a better expression, they merely "destroyed the Droideka's shield", which i know isn't easy but the Falcon delivered the final blow by "hitting the space boob where it hurts".
  17. Roberto Calrissian Jedi Grand Master

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    Jar Jar didn't make me walk out ,so I think nothing will
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  18. lord_eidolon Force Ghost

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    If half the rubbish suggested on this board actually happened in the film, I would be worried.
  19. Jimstarwarsfan Jedi Master

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    New actors to replace Hamill, Ford and Fischer etc. whiny little kid like anni. that boy made me creep.
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  20. EviL_eLF Force Ghost

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    Considering we have yet to see the words "The End" after any Star Wars film... you'll be stuck sitting in the theater for quite some time [Jar Jar voice]mesa thinks.[/Jar Jar voice]
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  21. Buddha Fett Chosen One

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    When I saw AOTC the first week, there was a raging thunderstorm going on. The theater lost power, so we were forced to leave.
    We were all quite upset about this.
    Thankfully, the manager on duty was cool and began handing out free passes for a later showing. We even went through the line a few times and he just gave out passes until they ran out!
  22. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    If someone releases moths in front of the projector, I will go postal. :mad:
  23. Starkeiller Force Ghost

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    I would actually love to see Ewoks. They've been ignored in all sources outside of Ep. VI, and it's a shame, because they beat the Empire. I guess I'm an extreme minority in this issue.
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  24. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    I would not walk out for any reason...duh
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  25. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    You're barking up the wrong tree here, KevinM1. Have you never watched how this scene was made? If you own the AOTC dvd, I'll wait for you to watch the docs yourself because it's obvious you haven't done your homework.
    Last edited by FRAGWAGON, Dec 22, 2012
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