Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I walked out of Night at the Museum: Battle at the Smithsonian, but that's because Ben Stiller is an irritating obnoxious person when he's the straight man and it was going nowhere.
  2. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    I was warned before I even saw 10,000 B.C. but I didn't listen and went to see it with my nephew. We both decided to leave about half why through and he was only 6 at the time. What a traveshammockery that was! I don't think there's anything that could make me walk out of a Star Wars film.
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  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    That was my first bad experience in a movie theater. Just a dreadful movie.
  4. son_of_skywalker03 Force Ghost

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    I never had the desire, even out of curiosity, to see that one.
  5. Blue_Jedi33 Force Ghost

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    Nothing.

    But them bowling up the Millennium Falcon with Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie aboard within the first 10 minutes would be the most deflating experience.
  6. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    I agree. That would really disappoint me but wouldn't cause me to walk out.
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  7. Lando's Little Maneuver Jedi Master

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    I've only ever walked out on one movie and that was only right towards the end.
    Ep 7 would have to be unimaginably bad for me to walk out on it, like literally an art house movie where Han and Chewie stare at a toilet bowl for 7 hours.

    Actually I lie, I walked out on The Village. Well to be fair I drove out on The Village, it was the third film in a drive in multi-show and it was really really bad.
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  8. Joe Force Ghost

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    If it was shot in the 48 FPS the Hobbit was shot in, I'd leave the theater. I tried to sit through the Hobbit, but had to leave when I felt nauseous. It killed my movie-going experience, and from the looks of things, it didn't make the film look better at all.
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  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    If all of the characters in the movie would stop what they'd be doing point their fingers at me and laugh I would leave in shame.
  10. Dave Hoffman Jedi Knight

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    If it becomes very clear, very early, that the target audience in 5-year olds.
  11. wmu'14 Jedi Master

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    Earth being mentioned / the movie takes place 'in the future'

    What part of "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" don't people understand?
  12. ForeshadowsOfTheEmpire Jedi Youngling

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    -if it has Jar-Jar in it other than being frozen in carbonite (a la TFU)
    -if there are ewoks unless they become viscious blood-thirsty rakghouls
    -if Ford doesnt make them kill Han off first episode like he said
    -if they give EU fans the finger (you know what I mean and yes I'm talking to you, Kathleen Kennedy)
    -if they include another dull love story
    -if they have the same crappy choreography as the scene where Ani gets his arm chopped by Dooku
    -if they don't reveal the name of Yoda's race and
    -if they don't include a ghost Yoda or another of his species
    -if they don't use the lucasfilm fanfare
    -if 2 dudes kiss eachother in the film or the audience I am sitting with
    -if Mickey Mouse is even seen in the previews, especially with a lightsaber
    -if noone dies or loses an arm
    -if there are no sith or jedi main protagonists/antagonists
    -if they haven't included you in their plot, they soon will.
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  13. Darth Myon Jedi Knight

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    They they mention anything about the cantina scene about who shot first I will walk out and never look back.
  14. LordMortis315 Jedi Grand Master

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    All the SW fans in the theater acting like a bunch of @$##@$@#$#@$#@#$#@$@$#@$@#$@$#@$@.
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  15. Lando's Little Maneuver Jedi Master

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    I'd wear your walking shoes to the theatre dude. Also nice homophobe comment, but I wouldn't worry about SW having a gay scene. I seriously don't even know why you brought that up.
  16. Quin'sal'nuruodo Jedi Youngling

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    To Spazmatron I say Buck up and read the NJO series while I can give you it becomes boring and redudent at times remeber that its ALL OUT FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE **** so to balance that long expaination books are to be expected. Also it sets the stage for the (in my opinion) most badass Sith of all time save Bane and Nihalis. Darth Ceadus. and to Han Shot First this fella is a Chiss Imperial Agent from Swtor another great reason to love the Chiss we met them through Tim Zahn and we found out How really badass they are in NJO and Dark Nest. Quin'sal'nuruodo is the Chiss name I came up with. Sal is the first name, Quin is the Surname, and Nuruodo is the House I belong to.
  17. Han Shot First Jedi Master

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    Stop baiting
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  18. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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  19. Darth_Hydra Force Ghost

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    I've thought about this long and hard and I can only think of two things that might make me walk out(but I'd probably stay anyways):

    *If there's a gungan who's a Jedi or Sith Lord
    *We go to a planet/city and see hundreds of Yoda's species there.
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  20. Han Shot First Jedi Master

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    If Thrawn was in it and stroked is Force jazzing Salamanders like a Bond villain.
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  21. ezekiel22x Chosen One

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    If I sat through the most recent Terminator film, I can make it through this. Although if Han brags about shooting first or there's some type of reference about punching Gungans I could see myself stopping with the Disney era after the first release.
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  22. Joe Force Ghost

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    If I am dragged out of the theater by paramedics for passing out at the opening crawl, I'll leave.
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  23. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  24. burrisjedimaster1 Force Ghost

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    I would not walk out of the movie. I just prefer to complain about it afterwards!!!;)
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  25. Count Yubnub Force Ghost

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    Insecurity about his own sexual orientation.