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TFA What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy (Released Films)' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I walked out of Night at the Museum: Battle at the Smithsonian, but that's because Ben Stiller is an irritating obnoxious person when he's the straight man and it was going nowhere.
     
  2. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I was warned before I even saw 10,000 B.C. but I didn't listen and went to see it with my nephew. We both decided to leave about half why through and he was only 6 at the time. What a traveshammockery that was! I don't think there's anything that could make me walk out of a Star Wars film.
     
  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    That was my first bad experience in a movie theater. Just a dreadful movie.
     
  4. son_of_skywalker03

    son_of_skywalker03 Jedi Master star 4

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    I never had the desire, even out of curiosity, to see that one.
     
  5. Blue_Jedi33

    Blue_Jedi33 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nothing.

    But them bowling up the Millennium Falcon with Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie aboard within the first 10 minutes would be the most deflating experience.
     
  6. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I agree. That would really disappoint me but wouldn't cause me to walk out.
     
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  7. Lando's Little Maneuver

    Lando's Little Maneuver Jedi Padawan star 2

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    I've only ever walked out on one movie and that was only right towards the end.
    Ep 7 would have to be unimaginably bad for me to walk out on it, like literally an art house movie where Han and Chewie stare at a toilet bowl for 7 hours.

    Actually I lie, I walked out on The Village. Well to be fair I drove out on The Village, it was the third film in a drive in multi-show and it was really really bad.
     
  8. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    If it was shot in the 48 FPS the Hobbit was shot in, I'd leave the theater. I tried to sit through the Hobbit, but had to leave when I felt nauseous. It killed my movie-going experience, and from the looks of things, it didn't make the film look better at all.
     
  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    If all of the characters in the movie would stop what they'd be doing point their fingers at me and laugh I would leave in shame.
     
  10. Dave Hoffman

    Dave Hoffman Jedi Knight star 1

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    Nov 24, 2012
    If it becomes very clear, very early, that the target audience in 5-year olds.
     
  11. wmu'14

    wmu'14 Jedi Knight star 2

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    Sep 8, 2012
    Earth being mentioned / the movie takes place 'in the future'

    What part of "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" don't people understand?
     
  12. ForeshadowsOfTheEmpire

    ForeshadowsOfTheEmpire Jedi Youngling

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    -if it has Jar-Jar in it other than being frozen in carbonite (a la TFU)
    -if there are ewoks unless they become viscious blood-thirsty rakghouls
    -if Ford doesnt make them kill Han off first episode like he said
    -if they give EU fans the finger (you know what I mean and yes I'm talking to you, Kathleen Kennedy)
    -if they include another dull love story
    -if they have the same crappy choreography as the scene where Ani gets his arm chopped by Dooku
    -if they don't reveal the name of Yoda's race and
    -if they don't include a ghost Yoda or another of his species
    -if they don't use the lucasfilm fanfare
    -if 2 dudes kiss eachother in the film or the audience I am sitting with
    -if Mickey Mouse is even seen in the previews, especially with a lightsaber
    -if noone dies or loses an arm
    -if there are no sith or jedi main protagonists/antagonists
    -if they haven't included you in their plot, they soon will.
     
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  13. Darth Myon

    Darth Myon Jedi Youngling

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    They they mention anything about the cantina scene about who shot first I will walk out and never look back.
     
  14. LordMortis315

    LordMortis315 Jedi Knight star 4

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    All the SW fans in the theater acting like a bunch of @$##@$@#$#@$#@#$#@$@$#@$@#$@$#@$@.
     
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  15. Lando's Little Maneuver

    Lando's Little Maneuver Jedi Padawan star 2

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    I'd wear your walking shoes to the theatre dude. Also nice homophobe comment, but I wouldn't worry about SW having a gay scene. I seriously don't even know why you brought that up.
     
  16. Quin'sal'nuruodo

    Quin'sal'nuruodo Jedi Youngling

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    To Spazmatron I say Buck up and read the NJO series while I can give you it becomes boring and redudent at times remeber that its ALL OUT FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE **** so to balance that long expaination books are to be expected. Also it sets the stage for the (in my opinion) most badass Sith of all time save Bane and Nihalis. Darth Ceadus. and to Han Shot First this fella is a Chiss Imperial Agent from Swtor another great reason to love the Chiss we met them through Tim Zahn and we found out How really badass they are in NJO and Dark Nest. Quin'sal'nuruodo is the Chiss name I came up with. Sal is the first name, Quin is the Surname, and Nuruodo is the House I belong to.
     
  17. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Stop baiting
     
  18. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  19. Darth_Hydra

    Darth_Hydra Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I've thought about this long and hard and I can only think of two things that might make me walk out(but I'd probably stay anyways):

    *If there's a gungan who's a Jedi or Sith Lord
    *We go to a planet/city and see hundreds of Yoda's species there.
     
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  20. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First Jedi Youngling star 2

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    If Thrawn was in it and stroked is Force jazzing Salamanders like a Bond villain.
     
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  21. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    If I sat through the most recent Terminator film, I can make it through this. Although if Han brags about shooting first or there's some type of reference about punching Gungans I could see myself stopping with the Disney era after the first release.
     
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  22. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    If I am dragged out of the theater by paramedics for passing out at the opening crawl, I'll leave.
     
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  23. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  24. burrisjedimaster1

    burrisjedimaster1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I would not walk out of the movie. I just prefer to complain about it afterwards!!!;)
     
  25. Count Yubnub

    Count Yubnub Jedi Knight star 4

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    Oct 1, 2012
    Insecurity about his own sexual orientation.
     
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