Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Jul 7, 2000
    star 9
    Any kind of resurrection, clone etc of the Emperor.
  2. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Aug 19, 2003
    star 7
    If somebody starts shooting in the theatre, I am outta there...
  3. Lando8813 Jedi Knight

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    Oct 31, 2012
    If the opening crawl goes by, than pans down to a star destroyer and than cuts inside and Ben Affleck is standing there, I'm walking the **** out.
  4. Mystery Roach Chosen One

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    Mar 10, 2004
    star 4
    Seriously though... NO. POP. CULTURE. REFERENCES. This includes meta-references to previous Star Wars movies, excepting the usual recurring motifs and rhyming structures.
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  5. Zer0 Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 3, 2012
    star 3
    Any musicals and I'm out.
  6. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    Well if something completely outrageous happens I will probably so stunned I won't be able to get out of my chair let alone leave. I was not bothered at all after I watched TPM or AOTC for the first time so I'm not worried. ROTS is not in the conversation. Amazing, simply amazing.
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  7. fettmaster39 Jedi Master

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    Jun 9, 2005
    star 3
  8. Spazmatron Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2012
    star 3
    I think I would bury my hands in my head.
  9. DarthKreVass Jedi Grand Master

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    star 2
    If they DON'T show a monkey lizard as a prominent Jedi, I'm gone baby. GONE!
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  10. Plebeian Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2012
    star 1
    Ewoks
    Starkiller
    Ahsoka
    Palpatine Clones
    "r u a angel"
    Midichlorians
    Inappropriate music
    Recasts of main characters
    Bumbling battle droids
    Gungans
    Ewoks
    Attempted comic-relief sidekick that just ends up being annoying
    Ewoks
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  11. ataru Jedi Padawan

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    Oct 31, 2012
    Luke gets hit on the head by a bowling ball and starts using Yoda grammar.
  12. Lars_Muul Chosen One

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    star 6
    I don't walk out on movies.





    Star Wars
    /LM
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  13. Norminator Jedi Master

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    star 1
  14. ShelbySpencer Jedi Padawan

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    Oct 30, 2012
    If JarJar or any of his kind, relatives anything are in this movie. Seriously.
  15. DARTH_BELO Force Ghost

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    Nov 25, 2003
    star 4
    I think for me it will be overly stylistic directing, and cinematography...blue camera glare, angled shots, wierd pan-zoom effects, and God help us - flashbacks! I think that if the overall feel/style of the films are too different, purely for the SAKE of being different, with the directors basically forgetting about important aspects of continuity,

    That would make me leave.
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  16. Carlist CB Fett Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 31, 2012
    Hope they dont totally ignore all of the current EU material. i haven't spent 100's of $$ on comics & novels just for them to all suddenly not count.....
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  17. JStepp Jedi Master

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    Jun 10, 2011
    star 2
    Luke getting killed in a lame way.
    Darth Maul
    Waru
    Han and Lea never having children (if the movie includes Han and Lea)
    If it doesn't feel like Star Wars, they don't have a crawl don't use john williams music, use jason bourne shaky cam, you get the idea
    If the cast is made up of teeny boppers, who like they should be in high school musical or twilight.
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  18. Carlist CB Fett Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 31, 2012
    side note: if Disney decides to make movies during the Legacy era, Charile Hunnam (aka Jax Teller) would be the PERFECT Cade Skywalker!
  19. Carlist CB Fett Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 31, 2012
    he is a little old tho (32) but watevr
  20. TheVortex3 Jedi Master

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    Oct 24, 2012
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    I don't think there is much that could really make me walk out of the movie. Only thing that would want to make me leave is if R2D2 and C-3PO are not in the movie. But even if they aren't in episode 7 i'm sure that I will at least watch the whole movie.
  21. jedi_of_ennth Force Ghost

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    star 4
    If a Star Destroyer is the wrong length (and I will be measuring, trust me), I'll just have to throw up my hands at the utter disregard for canon and my childhood dreams. Then I'll walk out in tears and post angry all-caps messages here.
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  22. Guy-Gone_Weird Force Ghost

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    Jul 28, 2003
    star 2
    If my theater accidentally plays the Star Wars Holiday Special instead on opening night.
  23. EviL_eLF Force Ghost

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    Mar 16, 2003
    star 4
    If I see Mickey Mouse holding a lightsaber... I'm outta there!
  24. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    star 8
    NO YOU WILL NOT
  25. Saurion-Fett Force Ghost

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    Jul 3, 2001
    star 4
    I have five kids and now two foster children it costs about $165.00 to all go to the movies so I am going with hell freezing over. **** i will do shadow puppets if they keep the projector on long enough to make it worth it.