Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.
Any kind of resurrection, clone etc of the Emperor.
If somebody starts shooting in the theatre, I am outta there...
If the opening crawl goes by, than pans down to a star destroyer and than cuts inside and Ben Affleck is standing there, I'm walking the **** out.
Seriously though... NO. POP. CULTURE. REFERENCES. This includes meta-references to previous Star Wars movies, excepting the usual recurring motifs and rhyming structures.
Any musicals and I'm out.
Well if something completely outrageous happens I will probably so stunned I won't be able to get out of my chair let alone leave. I was not bothered at all after I watched TPM or AOTC for the first time so I'm not worried. ROTS is not in the conversation. Amazing, simply amazing.
I think I would bury my hands in my head.
If they DON'T show a monkey lizard as a prominent Jedi, I'm gone baby. GONE!
"r u a angel"
Recasts of main characters
Bumbling battle droids
Attempted comic-relief sidekick that just ends up being annoying
Luke gets hit on the head by a bowling ball and starts using Yoda grammar.
I don't walk out on movies.
"Directed by Michael Bay"
If JarJar or any of his kind, relatives anything are in this movie. Seriously.
I think for me it will be overly stylistic directing, and cinematography...blue camera glare, angled shots, wierd pan-zoom effects, and God help us - flashbacks! I think that if the overall feel/style of the films are too different, purely for the SAKE of being different, with the directors basically forgetting about important aspects of continuity,
That would make me leave.
Hope they dont totally ignore all of the current EU material. i haven't spent 100's of $$ on comics & novels just for them to all suddenly not count.....
Luke getting killed in a lame way.
Han and Lea never having children (if the movie includes Han and Lea)
If it doesn't feel like Star Wars, they don't have a crawl don't use john williams music, use jason bourne shaky cam, you get the idea
If the cast is made up of teeny boppers, who like they should be in high school musical or twilight.
side note: if Disney decides to make movies during the Legacy era, Charile Hunnam (aka Jax Teller) would be the PERFECT Cade Skywalker!
he is a little old tho (32) but watevr
I don't think there is much that could really make me walk out of the movie. Only thing that would want to make me leave is if R2D2 and C-3PO are not in the movie. But even if they aren't in episode 7 i'm sure that I will at least watch the whole movie.
If a Star Destroyer is the wrong length (and I will be measuring, trust me), I'll just have to throw up my hands at the utter disregard for canon and my childhood dreams. Then I'll walk out in tears and post angry all-caps messages here.
If my theater accidentally plays the Star Wars Holiday Special instead on opening night.
If I see Mickey Mouse holding a lightsaber... I'm outta there!
NO YOU WILL NOT
I have five kids and now two foster children it costs about $165.00 to all go to the movies so I am going with hell freezing over. **** i will do shadow puppets if they keep the projector on long enough to make it worth it.