Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. DarthApprentice Jedi Grand Master

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    I wont be walking out, whatever may happen. But I will definitly come back here for comments and concerns!!
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  2. FryingpoorGreedo Jedi Master

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    Dec 22, 2012
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    It would have to be a pretty bad movie for me to walk out.
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  3. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    Oct 31, 2012
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    I'm going to make sure my wife brings some smelling salts with us so if I pass out she can just revive me! :D
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  4. Bullhead CIty Jedi Grand Master

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    A Force Ghost giving advice to any character.
  5. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    A quick cut to Lucas, sitting in a theater watching his own movie, spitting sunflower seed shells on the floor, yelling "Where the hell are the Dug Senators?!?"
  6. Darth Trevius Jedi Knight

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    Nov 15, 2012
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    jar jar lays dying with super old luke holding his hand .. "luke i am your grandfather, search your feelings" ... luke now understands why han and leia's kits are half gun gun .. luke runs off to patch up the divorce before it is too late ..
  7. Quin'sal'nuruodo Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 1, 2012
    Sir I have been on the EU thread since its conception this conversation took place beforehand.
  8. Dra--- Chosen One

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    Dec 30, 2012
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    I didn't walk out of Phantom after a disappointing midnight show, or when the terrible romance dialogue and wooden delivery occurred between Anakin and Padme in Clones, so I can't see anything other than a Mickey Mouse appearance making me stand up for a moment. And then only just a moment.

    I'm the kind of person that stops to watch a car wreck.
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  9. mes520 Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 3, 2012
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    I don't think anything could make me walk out. I'd stick with it until the end, even if it turned out to be horrible
  10. Abernati Jedi Youngling

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    Jan 4, 2013
    If they ignore the Thrawn Trilogy, i am becoming a pirate.
  11. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    If they hand out pamphlets explaining the whole EU prior to the film.
  12. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    So a post from Tuesday somehow predates the EU thread. Don't use this thread for EU discussion.

    Edit: Once again this thread is not for discussion of the EU. We have a thread for that, use it.
    Last edited by DarthBoba, Jan 5, 2013
  13. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    If they use any puppets, stop-motion, or claymation - I am outta there!
  14. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    Jan 26, 2003
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  15. Reveen Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 4, 2012
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    Anything Freudian. I see a single thing that says someone on the production team has an unhealthy with women and lets that bleed into their work I'm just leaving.
  16. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    Jul 29, 2004
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    "Quick, everyone aboard that long, cylindrical, off-pink spaceship! Engage lifters to bring it fully erect! Now, punch it through that hole - give it everything you've got!"
  17. StoneRiver Force Ghost

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    Oct 6, 2004
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    The movie would have to be a subliminal hypnotism that makes me believe I have to walk out of EPVII.

    That is the ONLY way I'd be walking out of the theatre... either that or the credits have ended ;)
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  18. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    Nov 9, 2012
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    Well, there's two people who'll be walking out. LOL
  19. Bullhead CIty Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL!!! Oh yeah!!!
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  20. Team Padme Force Ghost

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    Sep 2, 2012
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    If Mara Jade appears and they kill her off.
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  21. Graphic Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 18, 2012
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    To much Coke.
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  22. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    If Calista Flockhart shows up as either a Skywalker or in a metal bikini, I am out of there...
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  23. Jedi_Ford_Prefect Force Ghost

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    Jun 9, 2003
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    I'll walk out of the film if I DON'T see two dudes kiss each other. Why not have gay Jedi? If you can have LGBT characters in "Doctor Who", why not "Star Wars"?
  24. HankSolo Jedi Master

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    Dec 3, 2012
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    Anything resembling a Michael Bay plot or motif.
  25. DarthBreezy Chosen One

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    ;)

    But seriously, I'm going to see what they will due with the EU - if they adopt certain elements like MJ or Thrawn, I'll save my money in the first place.

    Give me a FRESH NEW Story, otherwise, I'll cling to my outdated VHS/DVD and eventual blue ray of the first six and stick to fan fic for the rest.

    What would make me walk out? An announcement that they've perfected time travel/holo tech and there's a Chippendales review of Hayden (circa E3) and Mark/Harrison (Empire era) in the next theartre - Hell, I'd bust through teh wall for that!