Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.
If there is time travel or cloning of force sensitive's, then screw you guys, I'm going home.
Being Rick Roll'D after the opening crawl.
How about During?
I would walk out if only something insanely crazy happens. Like if Jesus Christ had a cameo in this film in any way whatsoever, I will walk out of the theater and never return to the franchise.
Sand being mentioned.
A corrupt Senate. That's something for Episode IX to imply will eventually happen and future 'stand alone' movies to expand on.
A strong, centralized Jedi Order.
If I don't see the opening crawl... I am out of there. (Obviously, I would be in the wrong theater.)
I've never walked out of a movie--not even with Blues Brothers 2000 or The Passion of the Christ--but if there's any trace of snarky Prequel jabs, I'd be seriously tempted. I really do hope Abrams stays classy here.
I'd only walk out if every single character in the film randomly started vomiting.
Hoojibs. If I see one single Hoojib.
Unless they depict the ping pong vong or whatever as really sinister and a massive threat I will probably walk out(In reality I would stay and got the most out of my money).
That's a given, makes no sense for the fanfare to be there after Disney bought it.
I'd walk out if it tried to pander to babies/toy buying children rather than try to be a film for ALL ages/fans. That means no stupid characters made soly to sell toys.
Honestly, with the price of admission today, I'm not leaving until the end credits roll.
Oh thank heaven that the irony was picked up by somebody, finally. My hope in humanity is restored...
If I see any Marvel character or parallel universe crap I will get up and go to the theatre lobby and demand my money back.
Jar Jar and I'm gone.
Nothing. After what I spent on a ticket, I'm staying 'till the end.
If there's anything I really hate, I'll just come on here afterwards to complain about it.
If there is a musical number to promote some Disney teen pop star.
If Justin Bieber or Lindsay Lohan has a cameo.
Actually, if idiots like that show up and get their heads removed via lightsaber, I'm okay with that.
Ewoks and I'm gone. Unless it's Endor being blown up. I'll even take Jar Jar if it's Naboo being blown up. One scene. Fast. Quick. Painless.
I'm prob not going to theater to see it. I don't go to theaters, for over 8 years ( I didn't see Episode 3 in theater....I waited), and get ripped off supporting the liberal agenda driven Hollywood with loud kids, smacking mouths, and constant annoyances and distractions. I watch at home in full 1080 in quiet.
A) If it is in 3D. Wont bother at ALL!!!
B) This is Disney now, so it will surely be "light hearted" and more for "kids" ala Episode 1. Just like the rumor I just read about the new movies being about Ben, Jacen and Jaina.....AS KIDS!!! "face palm". If that's true you can pretty much be guaranteed I wont be buying it either.
So, yes, if it's a kids based movie about kids....count me the **** out
Again with that "Disney = princesses and kids movies" stuff...
You posted the exact same thing in a different thread, word for word - and it simply isn't true.
Disney does not automatically mean a light hearted kids movie.
Get informed before you hate.
Nothing, I don't walk out of movies no matter how much I hate them
Agree. I would walk out if there are any allusions to Planet Earth or a little blue planet in another galaxy. I would walk out if they destroy a central character with uncharacteristic behavior. Such as Han being a drunk or demoralized or depressed. I do not want any attempt to cram EU references into the movie to satisfy fanboys. However, I do not mind a couple of references to the EU.
The only movie I nearly walked out of was Batman and Robin. Poor plot, dialogue, and hard to follow the fight scenes. Episode VII must tell a clear, believable, and exciting story.