Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. GGrievous Prequel Trilogy Trivia Version 2.0

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    Possibly when I see a lens flare.
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  2. EHT Manager: New Films

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    So did you walk out of ROTS in the first few minutes? :p

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  3. Obi-Wan21 Force Ghost

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    It's Star Wars. I would not walk out. There's nothing that could happen that would make me stand and stomp out of the theater. Forever the optimist, I suppose. I may cry, who am I kidding I will cry, if Luke dies, but that wouldn't make me walk out. I would be angry, but not in the resentment-storming-out way.
  4. GGrievous Prequel Trilogy Trivia Version 2.0

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    I was lost and confused while watching ROTS's Battle of Coruscant for the first time, so no. ;)

    When I said lens flare, I mean the typical JJ Abrams lighting. I can't chose a specific lens flare since there's about 23423423 in a JJ film.
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  5. EHT Manager: New Films

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    Haha, yeah I knew what you meant. :p
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  6. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    That reminds me...I didn't walk out of ROTS when I saw it in the $1.50 theater. That's the one time I haven't walked out of ROTS (i.e. left the room or turned it off) after the first 45 minutes.

    Therefore I can't imagine how bad Episode VII would have to be before I'd walk out.
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  7. EHT Manager: New Films

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    Maybe Luke would have to kill a bunch of younglings or something. :p
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  8. Vicious Jedi Jedi Master

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  9. Sith-Mullet Force Ghost

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    If Chewbacca gets space rabies and he has to be put down... I am outta there!!!
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  10. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    If Han and Chewie have a farting contest and then proceed to throw up because of the smell, I will get up and vomit myself before leaving.
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  12. dolphin Force Ghost

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    If someone snuck up on me and vomited/ejac/spat on me. Nothing in the movie would make me walk out.
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Look at @dolphin going hard with the descriptives...
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  14. Pro Scoundrel Force Ghost

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    This is awesome! :)
  15. AkshayTheJedi Jedi Knight

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    Nothing would ever make me leave a Star Wars movie. Jar-Jar didn't succeed at it. I doubt anything else will.
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  16. Sith-Mullet Force Ghost

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    If Celine Dion sings the opening song, I will leave the theater and go home to burn all merchandise related to Star Wars.
  17. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Apparently, @DarthBreezy and I are going to have extra empty jumbo sized popcorn buckets to vomit in, if Mara Jade makes an appearance. We might ensure that the viewers around us leave, especially if they are Mara fans.
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  18. EHT Manager: New Films

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  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    We'll try to make sure Mara is retconned out of existence (please please please Disney please I won't ask for anything else [face_praying]) before asking you to sit with us. :p
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  20. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    I'm with you. Only because Tracy smells.
  21. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    ...like vanilla.

    Even my puke smells like vanilla. :p
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  22. EHT Manager: New Films

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    Pretty sure that's only when she's been vomiting a lot though.
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Tracy, I would eat your vomit if that were true.

    I'm certain I will never live to regret this post...
  24. EHT Manager: New Films

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    [face_sick] Reminds me of the movie Bad Taste...
  25. DEATHCONQUEROR Jedi Master

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    You and me both. Please nooooo:0