Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.
Possibly when I see a lens flare.
So did you walk out of ROTS in the first few minutes?
It's Star Wars. I would not walk out. There's nothing that could happen that would make me stand and stomp out of the theater. Forever the optimist, I suppose. I may cry, who am I kidding I will cry, if Luke dies, but that wouldn't make me walk out. I would be angry, but not in the resentment-storming-out way.
I was lost and confused while watching ROTS's Battle of Coruscant for the first time, so no.
When I said lens flare, I mean the typical JJ Abrams lighting. I can't chose a specific lens flare since there's about 23423423 in a JJ film.
Haha, yeah I knew what you meant.
That reminds me...I didn't walk out of ROTS when I saw it in the $1.50 theater. That's the one time I haven't walked out of ROTS (i.e. left the room or turned it off) after the first 45 minutes.
Therefore I can't imagine how bad Episode VII would have to be before I'd walk out.
Maybe Luke would have to kill a bunch of younglings or something.
If Chewbacca gets space rabies and he has to be put down... I am outta there!!!
If Han and Chewie have a farting contest and then proceed to throw up because of the smell, I will get up and vomit myself before leaving.
If someone snuck up on me and vomited/ejac/spat on me. Nothing in the movie would make me walk out.
@dolphin going hard with the descriptives...
This is awesome!
Nothing would ever make me leave a Star Wars movie. Jar-Jar didn't succeed at it. I doubt anything else will.
If Celine Dion sings the opening song, I will leave the theater and go home to burn all merchandise related to Star Wars.
@DarthBreezy and I are going to have extra empty jumbo sized popcorn buckets to vomit in, if Mara Jade makes an appearance. We might ensure that the viewers around us leave, especially if they are Mara fans.
I won't leave the theater, but if I'm seated next to
@DarthBreezy , I'm going to change seats.
We'll try to make sure Mara is retconned out of existence (please please please Disney please I won't ask for anything else ) before asking you to sit with us.
I'm with you. Only because Tracy smells.
Even my puke smells like vanilla.
Pretty sure that's only when she's been vomiting a lot though.
Tracy, I would eat your vomit if that were true.
I'm certain I will never live to regret this post...
Reminds me of the movie Bad Taste...
You and me both. Please nooooo:0