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TFA What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy (Released Films)' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. GGrievous

    GGrievous Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Possibly when I see a lens flare.
     
  2. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    So did you walk out of ROTS in the first few minutes? :p

     
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  3. Obi-Wan21

    Obi-Wan21 Jedi Master star 4

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    It's Star Wars. I would not walk out. There's nothing that could happen that would make me stand and stomp out of the theater. Forever the optimist, I suppose. I may cry, who am I kidding I will cry, if Luke dies, but that wouldn't make me walk out. I would be angry, but not in the resentment-storming-out way.
     
  4. GGrievous

    GGrievous Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I was lost and confused while watching ROTS's Battle of Coruscant for the first time, so no. ;)

    When I said lens flare, I mean the typical JJ Abrams lighting. I can't chose a specific lens flare since there's about 23423423 in a JJ film.
     
  5. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Haha, yeah I knew what you meant. :p
     
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  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    That reminds me...I didn't walk out of ROTS when I saw it in the $1.50 theater. That's the one time I haven't walked out of ROTS (i.e. left the room or turned it off) after the first 45 minutes.

    Therefore I can't imagine how bad Episode VII would have to be before I'd walk out.
     
  7. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Maybe Luke would have to kill a bunch of younglings or something. :p
     
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  8. Vicious Jedi

    Vicious Jedi Jedi Knight star 1

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  9. Sith-Mullet

    Sith-Mullet Jedi Master star 3

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    If Chewbacca gets space rabies and he has to be put down... I am outta there!!!
     
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  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    If Han and Chewie have a farting contest and then proceed to throw up because of the smell, I will get up and vomit myself before leaving.
     
  11. GGrievous

    GGrievous Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  12. dolphin

    dolphin Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    If someone snuck up on me and vomited/ejac/spat on me. Nothing in the movie would make me walk out.
     
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Look at dolphin going hard with the descriptives...
     
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  14. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Lawgiver & Casual Flyer star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    This is awesome! :)
     
  15. AkshayTheJedi

    AkshayTheJedi Jedi Knight star 1

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    Nothing would ever make me leave a Star Wars movie. Jar-Jar didn't succeed at it. I doubt anything else will.
     
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  16. Sith-Mullet

    Sith-Mullet Jedi Master star 3

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    If Celine Dion sings the opening song, I will leave the theater and go home to burn all merchandise related to Star Wars.
     
  17. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Apparently, DarthBreezy and I are going to have extra empty jumbo sized popcorn buckets to vomit in, if Mara Jade makes an appearance. We might ensure that the viewers around us leave, especially if they are Mara fans.
     
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  18. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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  19. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    We'll try to make sure Mara is retconned out of existence (please please please Disney please I won't ask for anything else [face_praying]) before asking you to sit with us. :p
     
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  20. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm with you. Only because Tracy smells.
     
  21. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    ...like vanilla.

    Even my puke smells like vanilla. :p
     
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  22. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Pretty sure that's only when she's been vomiting a lot though.
     
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Tracy, I would eat your vomit if that were true.

    I'm certain I will never live to regret this post...
     
  24. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    [face_sick] Reminds me of the movie Bad Taste...
     
  25. DEATHCONQUEROR

    DEATHCONQUEROR Jedi Knight star 1

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    You and me both. Please nooooo:0