ST What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

I'd walk out if the movie centered around Luke's son turning to the dark side because he found out his parents had him circumcised, and then he keeps bringing it up during all of the council meetings.

 

If JJ kills off my new "Sequel Trilogy OTP". I need a new Star Wars OTP *one true pairing* and if JJ kills it off prematurly or right after I begin to love them and be protective of their love, then I might cry and leave. Nobody messes with my OTPs.

 

If they bring back Darth Vader or The Emperor as a Clone or something. There should be a new Villian or new Villains.

 

Two words: Ewok Jedi. Now if the did something were an angry ewok gets a hold of someone lightsaber like Tarfang did in The Dark Nest trilogy(I.e. play it for laughs) then I would be all for it.

 

if the guy next to me had a farting problem

if Leia sports a pink lightsaber, Disney would be taking a huge step backwards there

the camera pans down to reveal Earth

no lightsaber duels

the fire alarm goes off

 

That's actually a pretty good list.

 

"You know what would be great? If my father was actually scary instead of just neglectful"

I'm at the part in the EU where Mara's not exactly a family-friendly person (Or even slightly nice), so that potential future scenario is funny for me to imagine.

 

I would walk out if all of the character's voices were dubbed over with Dane Cook's voice.

 

That's ridiculous. Which books so I can be on alert?

Even her name means "bitter and jaded", so I just can't see her as an optimistic hero. Even Zahn stated that the emotional baggage from her past (emperor's hand/dark jedi) should play a large role on her personality. I like her as the menacing emotionless character that you can believe was a former Dark Jedi/dark-side user. In that way, she's a decent foil for Luke. Her character shouldn't do a complete 180 from that and be painted as a paragon of virtue.

 

If the whole thing was an animated movie with a song about jar jars bowel movements through kindergarten i would leave without hesitation.


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If there isn't at least one beige colore lightsaber I will be so pissed that I'll leave and demand my money back.

 

Evil Yoda may be onto something - I think Star Wars might be approaching it's "beige period". Let me call my focus group and run some internet poll numbers through this app on my phone and....

 

I would walk out if the whole movie is just some guy reading an EU novel.

 

If the 'Baddie' isn't the King of the Potato People.

 

All these people saying they'd walk out if someone vomited, peed, spit, etc. on them. Since all of those things (and more) happen to me at work sometimes, I doubt any of those things would make me walk out.

Nope, still can't think of anything that would make me walk out.