Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    I want one of the leads to be a manflesheating Ewok, yes. Sign me on that petition.
  2. Darth Archimage Jedi Grand Master

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    Where is this petition, I'd like to sign it!

    ""The main villain should be a manflesheating Sith Lord who actually happens to be three Ewok Sith Lords who stand on each other's shoulders and wear a long cloak to seem like one big person."
    Last edited by Darth Archimage, Jul 21, 2013
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  3. Sith-Mullet Force Ghost

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    Well, if it involves Ewoks eating corpses... Let Robot Chicken make it.
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  4. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    No, that's not canon. Ewoks roast men alive on a spit over a wood fire.
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  5. Yanksfan Chosen One

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    "Hello, I'm Mara Jade."
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  6. darklordoftech Chosen One

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    Chewie being dead. (which he won't be)
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  7. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    Good luck getting that petition signed. Now, if it's Rancors eating Ewoks, i'll sign it in blood.
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  8. Sarge Chosen One

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    ^ Promises, promises.
  9. Dasan Jedi Master

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    What would get me so mad that I would walk out of Ep. VII?

    Whiny fans. Seriously, I hate it when people talk at the movies and if some wise-ass nerfherder starts trashing the film right there in the theater, I will either just walk out and see it another time or some tough Sith is about to come that persons way.

    This. So much this.
    Last edited by Dasan, Jul 22, 2013
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  10. Carlos Danger Jedi Master

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  12. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    So did you walk out of the 5 other SW films that have that rating?
  13. newdawn12 Force Ghost

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    Disney will want as many seats in the movie theater as possible, and that includes the kids who will be asking their parents for toys, video games, kids books, coloring books, to go see Star Wars rides at Disney, and watch Star Wars cartoons, and TV specials, on the Disney channels.
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  14. Immortiss Chosen One

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    This big kid will be asking for those things, too!
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  15. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    Intolerable fanboys sitting next to me criticizing Lucas or the movie
  16. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    If they don't have my favorite slushie flavor I won't even walk into the movie. I want raspberry blue not stinking strawberry.
    Last edited by Darth Chiznuk, Jul 25, 2013
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  17. newdawn12 Force Ghost

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    If their no sense of hope, wonder, or fun.
  18. ezekiel22x Chosen One

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    I'm gone if the sound/picture quality and seats are not period appropriate to the late 1970s! By god I want every bit of that "original magic" rekindled! Oh wait, I never even saw the O-O-OT in theaters...in that case I'm out of there if it's as bad as Terminator Salvation: Dark Knight Rising or whatever that movie was called.
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  19. darklordoftech Chosen One

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    "Jedi and Sith are doomed to fight each other for all time"
  20. Immortiss Chosen One

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    Maybe we should get rid of the Sith and the Jedi. Let's face it, they're just a bunch of troublemakers.
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  21. darklordoftech Chosen One

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    Fallen Jedi would get me so mad that I would run out faster than if somebody with a gun was chasing me.
    Last edited by darklordoftech, Jul 28, 2013
  22. El Jedi Colombiano Jedi Grand Master

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  23. Vezner Force Ghost

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    I wouldn't walk out for anything. It's a sequel to the original Star Wars trilogy for crying out loud! They could have Jar Jar doing a square dance with a troop of ewoks and I'd stay and watch it in wide eyed amazement. I mean really, would you be able to tear your eyes away from that? :p
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  24. maychild Force Ghost

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    Any kind of concession/acknowledgment of the complaints of haters who have been whining about the prequels for 14 years, and screeching about Greedo shooting first for the same amount of time (as the exaggerated outrage about that SE change didn't start in earnest until the backlash against TPM began). They've already been overrepresented in the media and on just about every SW message board in existence. It would be nice to see them NOT get kowtowed to for a change.
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  25. darklordoftech Chosen One

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    I'd love if they instead acknowledge the SE lovers and PT lovers.
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