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TFA What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy (Released Films)' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. Sith-Mullet

    Sith-Mullet Jedi Master star 3

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    If R2-D2 forgets his lines, I am out of there.
     
  2. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm sorry, but it's the cue card guy's responsibility to... You know what? I promised myself I'd leave this whole issue alone.
     
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  3. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    Already happened.
     
  4. Obi-yoda

    Obi-yoda Jedi Youngling star 2

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    D:
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Aug 5, 2001
    Nothing. Ep7 could consist of a bantha taking a dump for 2 hours & I'd still sit there watching it, looking closely for some kind of hidden meaning.
     
  6. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Precisely. I would probably spend an hour wondering if the significance in the Bantha poodoo will make more sense on blu ray.
     
  7. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    Not even if all the interviews and articles leading up to the release was all about convincing the world that it's not a bantha but a Krayt Dragon?
     
  8. Darthmaul208

    Darthmaul208 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A Fire Alarm I would be mad and demand a free tickets for the full year plus another screening for Episode 7.
     
  9. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    In such circumstances, I will watch Episode VII on fire.
     
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  10. Darthmaul208

    Darthmaul208 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    @A Chorus of Disapproval i would not. If i could see it again and a whole year free! including i guess the first spinoff and possibly Captain America 3 and batman Versus Superman.
     
  11. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Well, you're clearly not into cosplay. I would be at the cinema as "Darth Vader on Mustafar". I will scream "I hate you!" to everyone in my row.
     
  12. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    Let me know if you need me to walk up to you in the theatre and say I have Episode VIII news but I can't reveal my source and then wave my "get out of ban free" card to help you get into character. ;)
     
  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I would walk out if the ships and laser fire started literally shooting out of the screen.
     
  14. DarthWilliams

    DarthWilliams Jedi Master star 4

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    I honestly can't think of anything. I trust JJ and will hear him out through the credits.
     
  15. geniusofmozart

    geniusofmozart Jedi Youngling

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    There are plenty of things that would make me walk out, but they're all highly improbable, i.e. all the characters starting to dance and sing every 5 minutes as if it's a musical.
     
  16. jasman

    jasman Administrator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    If R2D2 does something C3PO doesn't like, and he says to him, "Bad Robot!"
     
  17. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    Followed by a trip to the free clinic!
     
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  18. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I would stay indefinitely if that happened!
     
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  19. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Force Ghost star 6

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    Jun 4, 2002
    If the credits start at the beginning - I'll think I walked into the wrong showing, and go look for the proper screen!
     
  20. PodracingSkywalker

    PodracingSkywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    If the lens flares blind me.:p
     
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  21. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 25, 2012
    Then how will you find the exits?
     
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  22. PodracingSkywalker

    PodracingSkywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    The force, young one.;)
     
  23. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Jul 2, 2004
    Banthas do not eat their own poop.
     
  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    If the audience starts making lens flare jokes.
     
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  25. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 25, 2013
    Hear the one about the circumciser who got dazzled by lens flare?

    He missed, and got the sack
     
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