Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.
If R2-D2 forgets his lines, I am out of there.
I'm sorry, but it's the cue card guy's responsibility to... You know what? I promised myself I'd leave this whole issue alone.
Nothing. Ep7 could consist of a bantha taking a dump for 2 hours & I'd still sit there watching it, looking closely for some kind of hidden meaning.
Precisely. I would probably spend an hour wondering if the significance in the Bantha poodoo will make more sense on blu ray.
Not even if all the interviews and articles leading up to the release was all about convincing the world that it's not a bantha but a Krayt Dragon?
A Fire Alarm I would be mad and demand a free tickets for the full year plus another screening for Episode 7.
In such circumstances, I will watch Episode VII on fire.
@A Chorus of Disapproval i would not. If i could see it again and a whole year free! including i guess the first spinoff and possibly Captain America 3 and batman Versus Superman.
Well, you're clearly not into cosplay. I would be at the cinema as "Darth Vader on Mustafar". I will scream "I hate you!" to everyone in my row.
Let me know if you need me to walk up to you in the theatre and say I have Episode VIII news but I can't reveal my source and then wave my "get out of ban free" card to help you get into character.
I would walk out if the ships and laser fire started literally shooting out of the screen.
I honestly can't think of anything. I trust JJ and will hear him out through the credits.
There are plenty of things that would make me walk out, but they're all highly improbable, i.e. all the characters starting to dance and sing every 5 minutes as if it's a musical.
If R2D2 does something C3PO doesn't like, and he says to him, "Bad Robot!"
Followed by a trip to the free clinic!
I would stay indefinitely if that happened!
If the credits start at the beginning - I'll think I walked into the wrong showing, and go look for the proper screen!
If the lens flares blind me.
Then how will you find the exits?
The force, young one.
Banthas do not eat their own poop.
If the audience starts making lens flare jokes.
Hear the one about the circumciser who got dazzled by lens flare?
He missed, and got the sack