Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. Sith-Mullet Force Ghost

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    If R2-D2 forgets his lines, I am out of there.
  2. Darth_Articulate Force Ghost

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    I'm sorry, but it's the cue card guy's responsibility to... You know what? I promised myself I'd leave this whole issue alone.
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  3. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    Already happened.
  4. Obi-yoda Jedi Knight

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    D:
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  5. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

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    Nothing. Ep7 could consist of a bantha taking a dump for 2 hours & I'd still sit there watching it, looking closely for some kind of hidden meaning.
  6. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Precisely. I would probably spend an hour wondering if the significance in the Bantha poodoo will make more sense on blu ray.
  7. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    Not even if all the interviews and articles leading up to the release was all about convincing the world that it's not a bantha but a Krayt Dragon?
  8. Darthmaul208 Jedi Grand Master

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    A Fire Alarm I would be mad and demand a free tickets for the full year plus another screening for Episode 7.
  9. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    In such circumstances, I will watch Episode VII on fire.
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  10. Darthmaul208 Jedi Grand Master

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    @A Chorus of Disapproval i would not. If i could see it again and a whole year free! including i guess the first spinoff and possibly Captain America 3 and batman Versus Superman.
  11. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Well, you're clearly not into cosplay. I would be at the cinema as "Darth Vader on Mustafar". I will scream "I hate you!" to everyone in my row.
  12. Darth_Articulate Force Ghost

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    Let me know if you need me to walk up to you in the theatre and say I have Episode VIII news but I can't reveal my source and then wave my "get out of ban free" card to help you get into character. ;)
  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I would walk out if the ships and laser fire started literally shooting out of the screen.
  14. DarthWilliams Force Ghost

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    I honestly can't think of anything. I trust JJ and will hear him out through the credits.
  15. geniusofmozart Jedi Padawan

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    There are plenty of things that would make me walk out, but they're all highly improbable, i.e. all the characters starting to dance and sing every 5 minutes as if it's a musical.
  16. jasman Administrator Emeritus

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    If R2D2 does something C3PO doesn't like, and he says to him, "Bad Robot!"
  17. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    Followed by a trip to the free clinic!
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  18. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I would stay indefinitely if that happened!
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  19. DarthBreezy Chosen One

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    If the credits start at the beginning - I'll think I walked into the wrong showing, and go look for the proper screen!
  20. PodracingSkywalker Jedi Youngling

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    If the lens flares blind me.:p
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  21. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Then how will you find the exits?
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  22. PodracingSkywalker Jedi Youngling

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  23. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Banthas do not eat their own poop.
  24. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    If the audience starts making lens flare jokes.
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  25. Darth Punk 7SA Design Contest Winner

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    Hear the one about the circumciser who got dazzled by lens flare?

    He missed, and got the sack
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