Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    If JJ Abrams's script is rewritten by George R.R. Martin specifically to sell L.L. Bean clothes.
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  2. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Ugh then we'd have to wait until 2027 for the movie to come out.
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  3. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    If not later.
  4. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    But at least the dinner scenes would be epic and thoroughly detailed.
  5. Oswald1901 Jedi Master

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    The movie starts normally. We see the Disney logo, the Lucasfilm logo, and the blue text appears. But, instead of the normal Star Wars theme, we hear...
    "SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA RULE ME..."
  6. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    The line is "the world is gonna roll me". You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. :p
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  7. sluggo1313. Jedi Grand Master

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    If hte opening crawls tries to tell us that a moon fell on Chewie, that Han and Leia had 2 sons, one was killed by an invading alien and the other by his sister, and Luke's wife was killed by Han and Leia's son.......Im not going to be happy.
  8. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    In fact, you were lookin' kinda dumb with your finger and your thumb in the shape of an "L" on your forehead.
  9. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    Opening shot is of a red lightsaber that is about to cut Luke's head off, fade to black, text on screen reads: "One Week Earlier".
  10. plaidphoenix Force Ghost

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    And Sean Bean's head would be impaled on a spike outside of Jabba's palace.
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  11. DARTHVENGERDARTHSEAR Chosen One

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    If I hear the voice of a Sterling Holloway impersonator narrating the movie. :(
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  12. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    If the "Sign Language Guy" shows up.... I'm out of there!!!
    [IMG]
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  13. Oswald1901 Jedi Master

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    D'oh! Guess I should've checked myself before I Shrek'd myself. ;)
    Also, I would probably avoid VII of there was another Kids Preview like there was for TPM 3D.
  14. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I would avoid VII if it was mistitled "IIV".
  15. Darth Punk Force Ghost

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    one does not simply walk out of episode VII for this
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  16. Gallandro Chosen One

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    If the movie begins with a torture sequence, then the rest of the film catches us up to this point in the movie which results in the film's climax:

    M-I:3
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    Alias (Pilot)
    [IMG]

    Was kind of an ongoing theme for JJ for a while.


    Yancy
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  17. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    If the opening scroll is not in this movie.
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  18. purplerain Force Ghost

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    If the movie is disrespectful to Palpatine.
  19. Horkati Dojo Jedi Knight

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    The thing that would pi$$ me off the most is if Disney decided to out musical numbers into the film. If someone breaks into song, I will walk out.
  20. MiWa Jedi Padawan

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    - Jar Jar (if he's as annoying as usual)
    - If I see something which suggests something from our world (like some dance moves, or jokes or what ever.)

    But I'm pretty sure I can watch it to the end.
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  21. JediMatteus Force Ghost

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    If Luke is treated as an out of touch, weak old man im done
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  22. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    If Luke's son turns to the dark side because no one will follow him on Twitter, I will destroy the universe.
  23. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    If Luke's son turns to the dark side because no girl would go with him to the Coruscant Cotillion.
  24. RobShanti Force Ghost

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  25. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    If the film ends with a cliffhanger for Episode VII: Part II.