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TFA What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy (Released Films)' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    If JJ Abrams's script is rewritten by George R.R. Martin specifically to sell L.L. Bean clothes.
     
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  2. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Ugh then we'd have to wait until 2027 for the movie to come out.
     
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  3. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    If not later.
     
  4. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    But at least the dinner scenes would be epic and thoroughly detailed.
     
  5. Oswald1901

    Oswald1901 Jedi Padawan

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    The movie starts normally. We see the Disney logo, the Lucasfilm logo, and the blue text appears. But, instead of the normal Star Wars theme, we hear...
    "SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA RULE ME..."
     
  6. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The line is "the world is gonna roll me". You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. :p
     
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  7. sluggo1313.

    sluggo1313. Jedi Knight star 4

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    If hte opening crawls tries to tell us that a moon fell on Chewie, that Han and Leia had 2 sons, one was killed by an invading alien and the other by his sister, and Luke's wife was killed by Han and Leia's son.......Im not going to be happy.
     
  8. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    In fact, you were lookin' kinda dumb with your finger and your thumb in the shape of an "L" on your forehead.
     
  9. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    Opening shot is of a red lightsaber that is about to cut Luke's head off, fade to black, text on screen reads: "One Week Earlier".
     
  10. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    And Sean Bean's head would be impaled on a spike outside of Jabba's palace.
     
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  11. DARTHVENGERDARTHSEAR

    DARTHVENGERDARTHSEAR Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    If I hear the voice of a Sterling Holloway impersonator narrating the movie. :(
     
  12. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

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    If the "Sign Language Guy" shows up.... I'm out of there!!!
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Oswald1901

    Oswald1901 Jedi Padawan

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    D'oh! Guess I should've checked myself before I Shrek'd myself. ;)
    Also, I would probably avoid VII of there was another Kids Preview like there was for TPM 3D.
     
  14. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I would avoid VII if it was mistitled "IIV".
     
  15. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 25, 2013
    one does not simply walk out of episode VII for this
     
  16. Gallandro

    Gallandro Force Ghost star 4

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    If the movie begins with a torture sequence, then the rest of the film catches us up to this point in the movie which results in the film's climax:

    M-I:3
    [​IMG]

    Alias (Pilot)
    [​IMG]

    Was kind of an ongoing theme for JJ for a while.


    Yancy
     
  17. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the WNU, CT, and Saga Forums star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    If the opening scroll is not in this movie.
     
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  18. purplerain

    purplerain Jedi Knight star 4

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    If the movie is disrespectful to Palpatine.
     
  19. Horkati Dojo

    Horkati Dojo Jedi Youngling

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    The thing that would pi$$ me off the most is if Disney decided to out musical numbers into the film. If someone breaks into song, I will walk out.
     
  20. MiWa

    MiWa Jedi Youngling

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    - Jar Jar (if he's as annoying as usual)
    - If I see something which suggests something from our world (like some dance moves, or jokes or what ever.)

    But I'm pretty sure I can watch it to the end.
     
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  21. JediMatteus

    JediMatteus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    If Luke is treated as an out of touch, weak old man im done
     
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  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    If Luke's son turns to the dark side because no one will follow him on Twitter, I will destroy the universe.
     
  23. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    If Luke's son turns to the dark side because no girl would go with him to the Coruscant Cotillion.
     
  24. RobShanti

    RobShanti Jedi Master star 4

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    Mara Jade.
     
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  25. TX-20

    TX-20 Jedi Master star 4

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    If the film ends with a cliffhanger for Episode VII: Part II.