Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. Darth Punk Force Ghost

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    If the staff take my pizza off me (again). Do you know how difficult it is to smuggle pizza into a movie theatre?
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  2. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    If Tom Cruise has a cameo. [face_shame_on_you]
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  3. Darth Punk Force Ghost

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    Hold that thought B, that could be good. What if his cameo was just for a gruesome or comedy death?

    New question:

    how would you like Tom Cruise to die in his E7 cameo?
  4. plaidphoenix Force Ghost

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    Would this comedy death involve Jar-Jar? If so, I'd like to see that.
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  5. Darth Punk Force Ghost

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  6. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    Jar Jar going postal and beating a screaming Tom Cruise to death. [face_praying]
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  7. EHT Manager: New Films

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  8. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    I was waiting for that awesomeness to show up. Bravo for your exquisite taste in absurd videos, good sir.
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  9. TX-20 Jedi Grand Master

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    Tom Cruise would be awesome as a balding, foul-mouthed Imperial Moff.
  10. purplerain Force Ghost

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  11. T-R- Chosen One

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    as Les Grossman being killed by ewoks
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  12. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Tom Cruise is actually a very good actor when he wants to be. Collateral is probably his best performance.
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  13. Darth Punk Force Ghost

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    agree, i liked last samurai too, think that was around that time
  14. Troubled Mind Jedi Padawan

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    That is the BEST thing I have seen in a long while.
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  15. Ryus Force Ghost

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    If the Starfleet Federation shows up and proceeds to defeat all of Star Wars because JJ really converted to a crazy trekie who believes Star Trek must always win because "SCIENCE".

    I'd even demand a refund on my way out...
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  16. plaidphoenix Force Ghost

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    I'd be tempted to demand a refund and then burn the theater down.
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  17. Ryus Force Ghost

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    Just be sure to let the hate flow through you when you do. It is the only way you can save your franchise.

    [IMG]
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  18. solo77 Force Ghost

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  19. Darth Punk Force Ghost

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  20. solo77 Force Ghost

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    ^ that I might not mind so much [face_dancing]
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  21. RobShanti Force Ghost

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    Those shoes look ridiculous.
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  22. EHT Manager: New Films

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    Nothing wrong with the pants, though.
  23. ezekiel22x Force Ghost

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  24. plaidphoenix Force Ghost

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    I'd love to see a Mandalorianwith that paint scheme on their armor.

    Nice armor, Bob.
    Thanks, my daughter did it. I think it's spiffy.
  25. TX-20 Jedi Grand Master

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    A clone of Boba Fett.