ST What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

How would you feel about an Ewok Jedi?

 

I can stomach that a little better. Yoda proved that little guys can pack a mean punch.

 

Making a big deal out of Boba Fett coming back, only for Jar Jar to show up and clumsily take care of Fett as a threat.

Actually, I'd just be like "Ah, the modern George influence"...

 

"Meesa sorry for yousas fallin in the Sarlaccy pit! Letsa meesa help you out!! Firsa, hold onto thisa thermal detonator..."

 

Credits at the beginning of the movie

 

If after the ending credits I saw that J.J. renamed Bad Robot Productions to Bad Lobot Productions, I'm walking out of there. I'm not waiting for the end-credits scene.

 

If Andy Serkis was playing Jar Jar Jr.

 

If they're going to do a lightsaber duel without lights, don't do awkward closeups.

 

I will get up and walk out if Luke dies in the first 10 minutes

 

You do know that he would return as a Force Ghost.

What would make me furious is if the whole movie was spoken in gibberish, I am out of there.

 

Only reason I've ever walked out of a movie is because I was tired and bored.

I've followed Star Wars since 1977. Can't see this happening when I sit down to watch EP7. Especially since I'll have my Dad on one side (who first took me to see A New Hope when I was young) and my 5 year old daughter on the other, watching Star Wars for the first time! You see to me that's what it's all about. Family.

 

Oh hell no. I could not beat that at all.

 

If the entire film is spoken in Wookie or Hutteese, I am out of there.

 

No cup holders... once your theater has them all others without just seem cheap.

 

If Clampett doesn't have a lightsaber battle with Luke, I'm outta there.

 

I would walk out if this was our Darth.




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Darth Bob

 

Darth Darkman

 

Fixed

 

Omg your avatar...


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I feel left out. Summers1913, JediKnightWax, and I Are the Internets all have avatars of that creepy puppet. Oh wait...

 

Slow Motion and/or "bullet time". This is such a tired effect, and it really screws with my enjoyment of a film when it's overused. It feels like the film makers are stopping the film and telling me "No, really watch this part! This is the really cool part, like really really watch how cool we made this part." Let me decide what I think is cool, please. I recognize there have been some great implementations of slow motion, mostly as the final scene of the climatic conflict, or when used to enhance a particular artistic thread prevalent through out the movie, but most of the time it just feels like the film maker is jerkin it (See: Avatar).

For me, action scenes, and the action heroes in them, feel more impressive when the action happens in real time. There is a greater sense of urgency and danger. I think Spielberg is good example of how a director can keep the action interesting without stopping the movie to remind you that you should be interested. I couldn't imagine Indiana Jones running out of the temple and bullet-time dodging the arrows, or slow motion leaping across the pit, or the boulder lazily rolling after Indy...

If there was a really cool part that I liked and it went by too fast, I'll buy the DVD and go back and watch it. When the action stops every 5 seconds to highlight what the hero is doing it just feels... boring.