Speculation What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. IsoBanValian Jedi Master

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    Consider this the purging of the negativity!

    I'm super psyched up for Disney's take on Star Wars...and I think this was possibly the best thing to happen to Star Wars since Empire. Seriously....I couldn't be happier.

    But just for discussion's sake...

    What's something that would make you say "UH OH!" if you saw it in a teaser pic or early promotional material?

    I think for me it would be:

    1. If I see a hint that Vader or Palpatine has somehow risen from the dead or otherwise returned. (just lazy storytelling)

    2. If I see that any of the original cast has been replaced with a new actor. (because...no)

    3. If I see a bunch of people whipping out lightsabers (action doesn't necessarily mean awesome)


    So...what would rankle you? Like I said, I'm overjoyed..I'm asking out of sheer curiosity. :)
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  2. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

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    Ewok Jedi.
    Action does not necessarily mean uh-oh, though - I think it looks cool and should probably be neutral. I agree with the first two points.
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  3. IsoBanValian Jedi Master

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    Oh no, not 'action'. But lightsabers. Its one of those things that, the more you see, the less cool they get. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. When somebody in the sequel whips out a lightsaber, I want it to have the kick it did in the original trilogy..as opposed to the prequels when you barely gave a lightsaber a second thought because they were pulling them out about every 15 minutes. :)
  4. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    What's something that would make you say "UH OH!" if you saw it in a teaser pic or early promotional material?
    Jango Fett dancing with a rainbow striped umbrella. Because everything they offer up as teaser pics always ends up in the film...
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  5. stellarmagic01 Jedi Grand Master

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    Any image of a snake like thing blocking a saber. No Vong guys!
  6. fishtailsam Force Ghost

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  7. IsoBanValian Jedi Master

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    AAHH! Yours wins.
  8. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    There is no point to lock this thread, only to delete the stupid/insensitive comments regarding the incident in Colorado. My thoughts and prayers are with the people who lost love ones in that tragic event. R.I.P.
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  9. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    The film ending. That will make me walk out.
  10. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

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  11. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    Seriously, I still am in awe we will be seeing another full-fledged SW film in two and a half years........and Episode 7 no less.

    Remarkable.

    It will take a whole helluva lot to make me mad at SW at this point. I felt like we were lucky to get a entire prequel trilogy........and now we get a sequel trilogy as well? And then we get more films after that as well as TV shows?

    OMG.........we are about to be spoiled silly folks.
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  12. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    If we see any logos for any product, not only am I going to walk out of the theatre, I am going to boycott the product.
  13. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

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    But this won't happen. That would be DUMB and anyways, they have ways making sure that the Star Wars universe remains separate - for example, there's a list comic artists have to look over, including making sure that no signs are in English.
  14. Tibanna Gas Mine Jedi Master

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    If we don't see any more of that blue milk, I walk away.
    If they don't open with the Yub Nub song, I walk away.
    If the name of the movie isn't "Solo Chung Wookie", I walk away.
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  15. cotillion Jedi Padawan

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    jacen solo played by.... justin bieber
  16. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    Sounds like a plan. How about if Celine Dion does the sound track for Ep VII? [face_sick]
  17. ezekiel22x Chosen One

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    Crappy cliched romantic dynamic similar to the one in ESB in that we have a Han stand-in who flirts via juvenile sarcasm, creepily holds onto a woman after she asks that he let go of her, and then in the end "gets the girl" because he's so cool and badass.
  18. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    The last two posts are going to give me nightmares. :p
  19. -NaTaLie- Force Ghost

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    But only if he's not played by a clone of Harrison Ford, in which case their relationship is considered to be realistic (even though it was never meant to be).
  20. Jedifirefly5 Jedi Master

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    Snooki and the Situation being well, anything, or any "reality" tard.
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  21. Duragizer Jedi Grand Master

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    If it emulates the prequels to any major degree, I won't watch it, period. If it's generally better than the PT, but still contains too many prequelisms I heavily dislike (limited lightsaber colours, PT-styled Sith and Jedi, midi-chlorians, etc.) I may watch it - if for no other reason but to give it a chance - but won't bother with any further sequels.
    Last edited by DuracellEnergizer, Nov 4, 2012
  22. smuggler_vola Jedi Master

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    • Annoying Gungans, you know who I'm talking about.
    • Vader and/or Palpatine
    • An unbelievable plot
    • Bad acting
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  23. IsoBanValian Jedi Master

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    I literally LOL'd at this one.
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  24. IsoBanValian Jedi Master

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    Whatta you talking about? That would be awesome! :D
  25. InterestingLurker Force Ghost

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    -If the planet Earth were somehow in it.

    -Yuuzhan Vong.

    -Jar Jar Binks. Sadly, I'm afraid that Jar Jar being in the movie is a possibility. I mean, Jar Jar was heard at the end of ROTJ.

    -If any of the original cast have an extremely stupid death.