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TFA What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy (Released Films)' started by JediKnightOB1, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. IsoBanValian

    IsoBanValian Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Consider this the purging of the negativity!

    I'm super psyched up for Disney's take on Star Wars...and I think this was possibly the best thing to happen to Star Wars since Empire. Seriously....I couldn't be happier.

    But just for discussion's sake...

    What's something that would make you say "UH OH!" if you saw it in a teaser pic or early promotional material?

    I think for me it would be:

    1. If I see a hint that Vader or Palpatine has somehow risen from the dead or otherwise returned. (just lazy storytelling)

    2. If I see that any of the original cast has been replaced with a new actor. (because...no)

    3. If I see a bunch of people whipping out lightsabers (action doesn't necessarily mean awesome)


    So...what would rankle you? Like I said, I'm overjoyed..I'm asking out of sheer curiosity. :)
     
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  2. WIERD_GREEN_MAN

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

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    Ewok Jedi.
    Action does not necessarily mean uh-oh, though - I think it looks cool and should probably be neutral. I agree with the first two points.
     
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  3. IsoBanValian

    IsoBanValian Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Oh no, not 'action'. But lightsabers. Its one of those things that, the more you see, the less cool they get. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. When somebody in the sequel whips out a lightsaber, I want it to have the kick it did in the original trilogy..as opposed to the prequels when you barely gave a lightsaber a second thought because they were pulling them out about every 15 minutes. :)
     
  4. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    What's something that would make you say "UH OH!" if you saw it in a teaser pic or early promotional material?
    Jango Fett dancing with a rainbow striped umbrella. Because everything they offer up as teaser pics always ends up in the film...
     
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  5. stellarmagic01

    stellarmagic01 Jedi Master star 4

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    Any image of a snake like thing blocking a saber. No Vong guys!
     
  6. fishtailsam

    fishtailsam Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Bruce Willis.
     
  7. IsoBanValian

    IsoBanValian Jedi Padawan star 1

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    AAHH! Yours wins.
     
  8. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

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    There is no point to lock this thread, only to delete the stupid/insensitive comments regarding the incident in Colorado. My thoughts and prayers are with the people who lost love ones in that tragic event. R.I.P.
     
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  9. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The film ending. That will make me walk out.
     
  10. WIERD_GREEN_MAN

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

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  11. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Seriously, I still am in awe we will be seeing another full-fledged SW film in two and a half years........and Episode 7 no less.

    Remarkable.

    It will take a whole helluva lot to make me mad at SW at this point. I felt like we were lucky to get a entire prequel trilogy........and now we get a sequel trilogy as well? And then we get more films after that as well as TV shows?

    OMG.........we are about to be spoiled silly folks.
     
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  12. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

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    If we see any logos for any product, not only am I going to walk out of the theatre, I am going to boycott the product.
     
  13. WIERD_GREEN_MAN

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

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    But this won't happen. That would be DUMB and anyways, they have ways making sure that the Star Wars universe remains separate - for example, there's a list comic artists have to look over, including making sure that no signs are in English.
     
  14. Tibanna Gas Mine

    Tibanna Gas Mine Jedi Padawan star 1

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    If we don't see any more of that blue milk, I walk away.
    If they don't open with the Yub Nub song, I walk away.
    If the name of the movie isn't "Solo Chung Wookie", I walk away.
     
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  15. cotillion

    cotillion Jedi Youngling

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    jacen solo played by.... justin bieber
     
  16. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

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    Sounds like a plan. How about if Celine Dion does the sound track for Ep VII? [face_sick]
     
  17. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    Crappy cliched romantic dynamic similar to the one in ESB in that we have a Han stand-in who flirts via juvenile sarcasm, creepily holds onto a woman after she asks that he let go of her, and then in the end "gets the girl" because he's so cool and badass.
     
  18. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    The last two posts are going to give me nightmares. :p
     
  19. -NaTaLie-

    -NaTaLie- Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    But only if he's not played by a clone of Harrison Ford, in which case their relationship is considered to be realistic (even though it was never meant to be).
     
  20. Jedifirefly5

    Jedifirefly5 Jedi Knight star 2

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    Snooki and the Situation being well, anything, or any "reality" tard.
     
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  21. Duragizer

    Duragizer Jedi Master star 4

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    If it emulates the prequels to any major degree, I won't watch it, period. If it's generally better than the PT, but still contains too many prequelisms I heavily dislike (limited lightsaber colours, PT-styled Sith and Jedi, midi-chlorians, etc.) I may watch it - if for no other reason but to give it a chance - but won't bother with any further sequels.
     
  22. smuggler_vola

    smuggler_vola Jedi Padawan star 1

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    • Annoying Gungans, you know who I'm talking about.
    • Vader and/or Palpatine
    • An unbelievable plot
    • Bad acting
     
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  23. IsoBanValian

    IsoBanValian Jedi Padawan star 1

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    I literally LOL'd at this one.
     
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  24. IsoBanValian

    IsoBanValian Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Whatta you talking about? That would be awesome! :D
     
  25. InterestingLurker

    InterestingLurker Jedi Master star 4

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    -If the planet Earth were somehow in it.

    -Yuuzhan Vong.

    -Jar Jar Binks. Sadly, I'm afraid that Jar Jar being in the movie is a possibility. I mean, Jar Jar was heard at the end of ROTJ.

    -If any of the original cast have an extremely stupid death.
     
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