ST What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

Part of me almost wants to this to happen

 

so that I would walk out.

 

Hahaha . Yeah man I can't think of anything much scarier than an evil Jar Jar using the full power of the Dark Side

 

scarier to the Jar Jar haters maybe.

 

I don't know about you guys, but this would scare the hell out of me!

 

Though it looks,like he may have cut off his own ear which is apt lol

 

^ Body modifications by Jar Jar.

 

It was a joke.

 

Yeah right.

 

I dont think anything would make me get up and leave. I could see plenty of things that would be very troubling..but the hope would be that somewhere later in the movie, it is corrected. What would really p1$$ me off is if in the opening scene...all the OT characters are on one ship that blows up due to a mechanical issue. (no bad guys in sight)... Quick clean...done with them...on to the new characters....that would be bad..but i would still have to see how it ends.

we later find out that this was the only way they could afford all the original cast..was to cast them for only the first 5 minutes of the film.

 

If Captain James T. Kirk and a butt load of Tribbles show up, I am out there.

 

You mean everyone in the world?

 

A ham-fisted reference to "Han Shot First" or anything of that order.

 

I don't hate Jar Jar, I'm indifferent towards him.

 

1. If the big bad is someone who finds a holocron and declares themselves a "Sith". I'd rather a "Dith" than that.

2. The Jedi thinking that the Sith are extinct. We all know how that turned out last time.

3.'Jedi with attachment bans and training from birth. Training from birth gives me the creeps.

 

If Jar Jar turned up I may have to leave due to lolling so hard at all the distraught neckbeards. In all honesty I was always a bit sad his character was left so open after Phantom Menace, he could've been the original Ashoka, hated at first, loved by the end.

 

The woman sitting in front of me gets up out of her seat, stands on it, pulls her trousers and panties down and then does the most enormous, stinky, cabbage-y fart aimed directly at me followed by projectile, liquid pooping. Gross. I have actually had that happen to me before and I have never taken any of my female relatives to the cinema since. Harrumph!

 

Jesus... where do you live? Remind me never to move there...

 

The woman sitting in front of me gets up out of her seat, stands on it, pulls her trousers and panties down and then does the most enormous, stinky, cabbage-y fart aimed directly at me followed by projectile, liquid pooping. Gross. I have actually had that happen to me before and I have never taken any of my female relatives to the cinema since. Harrumph!

Jesus... where do you live? Remind me never to move there...

This is pretty typical cinema experience in the UK.

 

If they dont do this...

 

If Finn cries while sitting on a toilet, I'm out.

 

Darth Jar Jar would be the most expensive prank of all time.

 

What did Tribbles ever do to you? I love those things!

 

If a hand flies through the starry sky
See ya

 

Yep!! Me too!!