What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in the SW films?

Okay,hear me out. I got this idea from watching the Nickelodeon cartoon CatDog,the episode titled "Spaced Out". Disgusted with being dragged to see the movie Mean Bob in Outer Space Part 12 for the 72nd time by Dog,Cat decides to cut the film while it's in the projector,but something happens that gets him and Dog (they're conjoined,you know) caught in the projector and actually end up in the movie itself. After acciddently ejecting Mean Bob into space towards a star,CatDog becomes the movie's hero,rescuing the princess and stuff.

Since the cartoon seemed to be inspired by SW,I wondered what it would be like to be suddenly inserting into the films,appearing out of nowhere and knowing things the characters don't know. Discuss the possibilities.

Lando: "This isn't the agreement I made when I handed Han over to that bounty hunter!"

Me: "Dude,you're getting hosed."

 

I'd join Rouge Squadron. No question, for me the coolest thing about being in the SW universe would be flying an X-Wing.

 

hmmm being a jedi would be nice

 

....whatever GL told me to!




DD - Spliffy Love

 

Ahh, depends on which era we are thrown into. If its the PT I would be a Jedi, even though I know that their going to be exterminated very soon. However If I was there in the OT I would definatly be flying X-wings. Could you imagine flying at Endor?

 

I would laugh, shake my head, and wander off to find Anakin......

 

I'd head for the Jedi Temple, closely followed by the Outlander Club.

 

I'd convince Padme she'd be better off with me than with Anakin

 

Jump up and down for a few min, figure out what film I'm in, then I would go and help the hero.

 

I know this is cliche', but I'd probably be a Jedi Knight. If I had to take it any further, I would have joined in at the Battle of Naboo, and helped Oui-Gon against Darth Maul.

 

For the record...I liked that ep. with Mean Bob...even though I think Catdog is one of the stupider cartoons out there...Sponge Bob is way cooler!

I would love to be a Jedi, of course, even though I know I won't be around long. However, I'd also like to be in the OT, part of the Rebel Alliance...and do anything to help Luke...of course

 

Well if I had the ability to use the Force I'd definitely become a Jedi Knight. Otherwise I'd be an X-Wing pilot.

I'd use what knowledge I have to help the Rebellion.

"Bespin eh? Uh...bad idea Han... and by the way I think that's Slave 1 following us."

 

Well, having no Force ability or connections, I'd likely just be some extra in Mos Eisley.

 

I'd go chill in cloud city or something.

 

If I ended up in the OT I would become a smugler. But if I was in the PT I would be a bounty hunter.

 

I'd go to Cloud City too. A man like me could some serious coin at a gas mine.

 

And you'd drop by my Cloud City Cantina, right?


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

I would be a lsave girl at Jabba's place and flirt with the crimnals!


oh wait i already do that!

 

Would everyone at the Cloud City Cantina know my name and greet me in unison as I entered?

 

I would get some spice. Get some blue milk. Surf the holonet. And most importantly, meet Lando, have him teach me how to play sabaac. Colt 45 is optional.

 

Hire Boba Fett to kill Wedge just because it needs to be done.

Then over charge the Empire for a cork for the thermal exhast port on the first Death Star and suggest they find a new way to vent the reactor.

 

I'd write a novel about the impending threats of the Yuuzhan Vong, only for it to be burned in outrage and I to be exiled onto an unknown planet.










Then I would laugh as the Yuuzhan Vong destroyed the galaxy.

"I told ya so! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"





Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

well if i popped into the rebelion side, I would try to find Admirel Ackbar and save the many lives lost in ROJ. Hence the phrase "Its A Trap!"

and if i was zipped into the Empire , I'd be The one making all the cool walkers, tie fighters, and of corse........ The Death Star


It would suck to pop up in the Rancor pit.