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What would you do if you were Luke in his sticky situation with Vader?

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by jedisith678, Aug 31, 2006.

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  1. The_Four_Dot_Elipsis

    The_Four_Dot_Elipsis Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Me as LUKE: Rule the Galaxy? That's pretty good. Pretty good. *looks down*

    Vader: Come with me. It is the only way.

    Luke: You know what, you're right. Sure, I've got an obligation to my mentors and friends, but what the hell did they ever do for me?

    Vader: They led you into this trap, that's what they did!

    Luke: Yeah?

    Vader: Yeah.

    Luke: Yeah. That's it, I'm coming over. Don't do anything crazy, I - Oh, crap, ya big lummox, you sliced off that big thing over there that I could have used to hold onto. Hang on. *starts shimmying across*

    Vader: ...you know, you hit me real good before.

    Luke: Really? It was just pot luck, you know

    Vader: Yeah...

    Luke: This, howeve, isn't.

    Vader: Eh?

    *Luke pulls out blaster and blows Vader's head off*

    Luke: Yeah! Bitch! How da ya like them apples *starts dancing a jig, falls off weather vane*






    Anyway, that's what I would do.
     
  2. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    "Dude, you're my flippin' father!? Why the hell didn't you tell me earlier? Obi-Wan told me you killed my father, so you scared the crap out of me every time you kept after me. I thought you were trying to kill me too!"

    Vader: "Oh."

    "So, yeah, about that offer--I'll take it, but you're gonna seriously have to pay me back for this hand thing. You never did buy me a car, you know."

    Vader: "Do you want that new fancy landspeeder since you sold your old one?"

    "Heck no. I want YOUR ride! That's my offer, take it or leave it."
     
  3. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That was hilarious! [face_laugh]

    What would I do? Probably join him, since I'd no way have the balls to fall to my death. Of course, I'd *never* become evil, or at least I'd tell myself that, but I probably would.

    I'd definitely try cracking a few jokes and making him laugh, I've always wanted to hear Vader laughing behind the helm. I'd also ask whether he deflected Han's blaster bolts with the Force or with an invincible glove.

    I'd *definitely* join him if he revealed his identity the same way as he does in Lego Star Wars II however... that's just endearing beyond words.

     
  4. The_Four_Dot_Elipsis

    The_Four_Dot_Elipsis Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'd be evil. Sith wear the meanest garb.
     
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