JCC What would you do.

Discussion in 'Community' started by LifeInTechnicolor, Mar 8, 2013.

  1. LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Master

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    Yesterday I donated plasma because I needed gas money.Anyway,the lady did not hook me up correctly,so when the machine was giving me the solution to replenish my liquids,it went under my skin instead of going into my vein.My arm still feels like someone is pushing on it from the inside.Should I go to the doctor? They said it would be fine if it didn't hurt much,but it is still pretty painful.I tried googling it,but nothing came up.
  2. JackG Force Ghost

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    Drinking some whisky should clear it up.
    Last edited by JackG, Mar 8, 2013
  3. DarthTunick Arena Streak for Colors Commissioner

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    And there's only clear choice to choose for whiskey:


    [IMG].
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  4. harpua Chosen One

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    1) Don't Google medical advice.
    2) Don't ask Star Wars nerds for medical advice.
    3) Call your doctor... there are always nurses on call after hours who will give you good medical advice.
  5. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    4) After calling your doctor, have a glass of whiskey.
    Last edited by Darth Morella, Mar 8, 2013
  6. JackG Force Ghost

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    5) After your first glass, have six more.
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  7. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Sounds like gangrene is setting in. Do you have a hacksaw handy?
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  8. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    My vet had me give my cat IV fluids under the skin once. She said that they do that with people in the third world all the time.

    . . . I realize I might not actually be helping. :(
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  9. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    How can you donate and get money for it?
  10. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I don't know if it was "under the skin" (isn't it always?) but one time I got a blood test and the nurse/technician/whatever-the-****-she-was missed the vein about three times even though it went well when I got blood tests before and since. It hurt like hell and a weird greenish bruise appeared at the site. It continued to hurt for a couple days or so and then it was fine.


    Hahaha, just kidding. I died.
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Mar 9, 2013
  11. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    You drank too much whiskey.
    Last edited by George Roper, Mar 9, 2013
  12. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    What would you do if your son was at home, crying all over the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
  13. JackG Force Ghost

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    1) Drink whisky.
    2) Sell your child for more whisky.
  14. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    What the Hell is wrong with you?!

    When you have whiskey, you don't need gas!

    Get your priorities straight. Fill your body with sweet, sweet liquor.

    Golden, golden nourishing liquor.
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  15. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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  16. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Haven't read through the thread yet. But has anyone suggested drinking whiskey yet?
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  17. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    Haven't had that one although I like the Islay's that I've tried.
  18. Space_Caboose Jedi Master

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    what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
  19. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    You got ninja'd.
  20. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Well, there goes the only advice I was going to have to offer. And, to think I was ready to commend him for his wisdom in bringing this problem here.
    Last edited by A Chorus of Disapproval, Mar 9, 2013
  21. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    What are you daft? I'd never leave a child alone. I'd leave him with a sweet, sweet golden bottle of angle's own whiskey.

    God love the child.