JCC what's most likely to get the person above you punched in the face?

Foreskin, obviously.

 

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE WHITE MALES!!! *rends clothes and dresses in sackcloth*

 

Just being Mike...

 

Even more importantly, the WHITE MALE LANDOWNERS.

Oh and I think there's an old "race mixing is communism!" "educational" video floating around out there from the 50s. It may have just been a picture though.

 

For being a mispelled traitorous dog.

 

For being a professional troll.

 

I'm hardly professional; the tithe I receive from tfn barely pays my mansions mortgage, and Nike pulled my sponsorship.

On topic, for being a little bitter.

 

For being a newb.

 

Who are you calling newb, newb?

For having a terrible collection of hats.

 

this was the one i was thinking of. ive actually watched the whole thing, lol. the best is the black people they interview claiming to have been trained by the soviets to come back to america and destabilize it with civil rights organizing

 

He's not a noob, bonehead.

 

oh sock puppet then?

 

I am cooler because I know he's (supposedly) a user who hadn't been active for a long time AND I know his first name.

 

Cooler? You can't think that of yourself. That's uncharacteristically optimistic of you, dude.

 

i will punch all of you guys in the face for not doing this thread right. come on guys, it's important.

 

For being bossy!

 

Doing the troll dad smirk in real life.

 

Nothing. That would never happen.

 

For being far, far too naive.

 

For people mistaking your sig for saying "LET'S GO PENIS"

 

For his posts in epi7 forum.

 

A lewd joke.

 

Probably for being so good at working out and changing lifestyle that everybody gets jealous

 

For not sleeping enough and posting raunchy exploitive videos in the CCC.