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Beyond - Legends What's next? --- Choose your own adventure...humor style!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by Stormtrooper_TK-421, Sep 9, 2005.

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  1. Stormtrooper_TK-421

    Stormtrooper_TK-421 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What?s next? --- Choose Your Own Adventure?Humor Style!

    note: short first post, but it's just to get things going so you guys can pick a direction :D anyway...


    Prologue


    Luke Skywalker flew the ship out of the Death Star, just escaping the explosion. He opened his comlink to Alliance frequency, and heard the whoops of his comrades. A grim smile swept over his face, and he allowed himself to feel elated for a moment. The Rebel Alliance had finally defeated the Empire, and who knew what would be next.

    ?

    Later on Endor, Luke and his friends celebrated their victory. Wes Jansen had gotten into Han?s secret stash of Corellian Ale, and while drunk, had been rumored to give some to an Ewok. Wes was forming a very brotherly bond with the Ewoks that frightened some?

    Lando had clapped along with the Ewoks? exotic music, although no one really knew why, and then had set off to play sabbacc with an unknown person. Before the party, Rouge Squadron had set up a ?Seven Minutes in Heaven? kissing closet (with authorization from Admiral Ackbar, supposedly), and Han and Leia had hopped in readily, needing some ?lovin? time.

    Luke Skywalker had burned his father?s body, and then the force ghosts of Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Yoda had appeared to him - Qui-Gon felt Qui-jipped. Those four Jedi (including Qui-Gon in that number, of course) would go on to become (relatively) famous in their force ghost shape, starring in their own story, written by a Stormtrooper during his downtime.

    Jar Jar Binks had randomly appeared at the camp, finally getting in touch with his distant cousins ? the Ewoks. He had explained, ?Ewoks like us Gungans ? ?cept short, an? covered in fur.? Han had almost shot Jar Jar on first site, but a brave purist had dived in the way ? only to say that if anyone was going to shoot Jar Jar, *he* was going to be the one. Han had sighed reluctantly, and put away his weapon.

    So the party continued into the night, and the narrator wonders whats next?well, you get to choose! The whole point of a ?Choose Your Own Adventure? (if you?ve never heard of one before) is to choose one of the letters at the end of the post, and then whichever letter gets the most votes, is where the story goes next. So please, reply and vote!


    The options:

    (A.) Lando and [insert person you want here, it can be anyone] play a game of sabbacc, high stakes
    (B.) Wes Jansen tells drunken bedtime stories to the Ewoks about his "glory days"
    (C.) Two words: Jar Jar --- kill him, have Ewoks? pull on his ears, have the purist shoot him, just something!
    (D.) The Revenge of Qui-Gon --- Anakin won't sleep well tonight... (Armchair Jedi type humor, if you've read that story)


    ---TK
     
  2. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hmmm...I think I'll have to chose D: The revenge of Qui-Gon.

    It should make for an interesting post!
     
  3. Stormtrooper_TK-421

    Stormtrooper_TK-421 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ok, so we got one vote for D

    any other readers out there? :confused:
     
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