JCC What's the first thing you put in your mouth???

probably my thumb in the womb

 

Wha...? My earliest recorded memory of "putting something in my mouth" is a little piece of chalk i almost choked on.

 

salt shaker

I was maybe three when I discovered that....

 

my dad's cagg

 

Bagel

 

and that means what exactly....

 

not always but it is what I drink most of the time.

I have to literally pace myself or accidentally drink above 12 glasses a day and I suspect it's because I went undiagnosed with a kidney infection for the better part of six months, I drank so much water in those six months it was literally scary. There's a good chance there's damage done.

I was in so much pain and begged for a culture test.

I can't drink too much of anything else these days or I start feeling pain.

 

Air

 

^ You would like that, Falcon. // sigh //

 

I can't remember.

 

Pancakes

 

Water.

 

it's the truth, the first thing a baby does is breath.

 

Water?

 

Water.

 

I assume it was some kind of womb-liquid. Interesting to note, we all start out as, well, buttholes. Apparently many folks stay that way.