JCC What's the last thing you put in your mouth???

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth_Smelly, Nov 13, 2010.

  1. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

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    Sip of Woodford Reserve.

    What say you? And please....for our immature members, let's show some decorum and keep it sophisticated and clean.
  2. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Did Darth Smelly just say that we should keep it clean?

    OMG IT'S THE SEVENTH SIGN! RUN! HIDE! THE END IS NIGH!
  3. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Getting harder and harder to shock people around here, right?
  4. ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling

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    Balvenie 12 year old Doublewood

    [image=http://www.denysgoedhart.nl/images/whisky/balvenie_doublewood.jpg]

    wood, lol
  5. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Hmmmmmmmm Balvenie. Good choice.
  6. tom Game Winner

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  7. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Grape flavored schnapps.

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  9. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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  10. ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling

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  11. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

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    Althought it is fairly obvious, my middle name is Classy. :p
  12. epic Ex Mod / RSA

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    a big smelly penis

    what?
  13. World_Cup_Wally Jedi Master

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    Good thread, Quixotic-Sith.
  14. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  15. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  16. Mar17swgirl Chosen One

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  17. ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling

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  18. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    you're filth.

    PG FORUM MAN
  19. DT421 Force Ghost

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    Wow, no bush or pussy jokes yet, so I'll give you a two-for-one...

    [image=http://bp1.blogger.com/_MJ3HiI2bFDg/R68GsFt0HHI/AAAAAAAAAFA/LscqgvxeqCo/s400/funny_bush_04.jpg]

    ..in the mouth, no less.
  20. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

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    Brazil? Almonds? Pistachios? Details my brother!
  21. ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling

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    Pistachios, lightly salted. I'm hoping they'll add a bit of texture to my poop. Never noticed whisky having much of an effect, but it's a pleasant drop of scotch - it spends the last few months of the 12 years in a sherry cask, giving it an interesting sweet note. The bottle's almost dry, but it's lasted me a good while, so can't complain. The fags are Marlboro red... really ought to quit again.
  22. harpua Chosen One

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    two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
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  23. ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling

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    Harps, I can understand that you may not be in a fit state to disambiguate after that feast, but did you put the salt shaker in your mouth or just the cocaine contained therein?
  24. darthspino Force Ghost

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    Blue moons winter abbey ale, what what!!
  25. harpua Chosen One

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    T'was a feast fit for a king... and I put the entire shaker in my mouth, of course... anything else would be wasteful.