Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth_Smelly, Nov 13, 2010.
Bacon flavored grits! Instant bacon flavored grits! Barfo!
Salt and Vinegar Chips.
Raisins & dark chocolate
My nieces hand. Though technically, she put it there.
Chilled Pumpkin Spice Cream Liquer
I hate the top page. I saw this thread, clicked to post and the last 2 statements I read were: The last thing you put in your mouth / OZK's foreskin...
I saw that and lol!
The last thing I put in my mouth was apple juice. And now I'm gonna treat myself to some marzipan covered cake. Unlike OZK, the outer layer covers the entire surface of the cake. However, I will be removing the marzipan covering in increments, as if performing a slow torturous circumcision on the improvised voodoo doll of OZK's wiener that is my cake slice. Have fun with that mental image, everyone.
Highly approriate usage of the word 'slice'. Post pics so OZK has references for his doc.
I'm not actually gonna eat it like that. The marzipan is too sweet to eat on its own and the rest of the cake is not sweet enough without it. This is all coordinated, see? You can't savor the delicate balance of flavors when you separate the components like that.
Besides which, the marzipan had soaked up too much moisture from the cream underneath. It's texture had become more like a frosting. This cake was apparently a leper. If you weren't nauseous enough already, have fun with THAT mental image. You can't savor the victory over your now sheath-less opponents unless you can show the piled up spoils of battle to your king (1 Kings 18:25-27), and this was not possible with my specimen, so why bother?
OZK would endorse all of the above.
Pumpkin pancakes and pumpkin spice coffee.
Hot tea. (Apple cinnamon flavor)
Budweiser, red can.
Jack and coke and a turkey sandwich.
Had a bowl of instant oatmeal a few hours ago. (I was hungry but not enough for a large meal). I'm about to go offline for the evening though and will be having a couple of adult beverages before bedtime.