Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth_Smelly, Nov 13, 2010.
2 vicodin washed down with nonfat milk
Water down an aspirin
<-nasty instant crud to tide me over 'til I get out and pick up s'thing decent from a cafe
Half an orange.
<- small double-shot latte picked up on my way to work
Some sorta wholistic sleeping tablet. It's not working.
Hi-C fruit punch
A "Sausage Scrambler" from George Webb's. It was everything I hoped it would be.
Some tap water
this is the water they use in military strategy, no?
i am currently drinking non-tactical water.
a spoonful of almond and honey butter! mmm mmm.
Blood and semen.
If you conceive - and who wouldn't - of mitigating a week-night drinking binge in order to make it into work in a vaguely capable state as a war, then yes, that water was something of a military stratagem. The following day was something of a battle that began with an epic kung-fu fight with my alarm clock. Its attack was relentless, but it left holes in its defence allowing me to slow its onslaught with snooze button strikes. I finally dealt it a knock-out blow with just enough time to have a shower to wash the stink of alcohol seeping from my pores, iron a shirt and drag myself to work, picking up a strong coffee, water and painkillers en-route.
Oh, um, coffee.
A 2006 Cabernet Franc / Cabernet Sauvignon blend.
crisp, juicy red delicious apple
Hair of the dog
duende, your sig is giving me an ontological crisis. Where you say that [I'm] not, does it flow from the previous sentence to mean I'm not what you are, or is it an entirely separate statement telling me I don't exist?
It's kind of important that I know. Not least because it's very confusing, but also because, if I don't exist, then there are no consequences for my actions... so instead of going to work on Monday, I could - say - upperdeck the House of Commons.
Dark chocolate digestive.