What's the most important role you've ever played in a wedding?

Bridesmaid? Best man? Dude with the camera?

I was a ringbearer once.

 

Best man twice.
Once for my best mate.
Once for my Bro.

Two grandstand speeches, which are the stuff of legend.


-JR

 

Groom.

 

Bride's drunk and bitter sister

 

Did you later have an affair with the groom?


-JR

 

Ew, no.

 

T'was a rhetorical question, referencing my wedding thread...


-JR

 

The answer is still "ew, no"

 

So what would the hypothetical e-groom have to do to get a yes answer?

 

Hamlet.

 

Well frankly I'm disappointed in you.
Jessie was up for it...!!




-JR

 

*Sees what you did there*

 

Wedding witness.

 

Boo hoo, I disappointed Jr. Excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep now.

 

You do that, young lady.
You do that!

And maybe have a think about all teh hurt you've caused while you're at it...!





-JR

 

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That made me lol.
I hadn't seen that one before.

Thanx, Sonia.


-JR

 

lol, I'd been waiting for a chance to use it

 

That would be an ecumenical matter.

 

i was a flower girl for my uncle's wedding

 

I sat in the audience once!